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hearts of shart

About Me

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Member Since: 13/05/2005
Band Website: www.purevolume.com/weareheartsofshart
Band Members: travis and andi. andi (aka "beej") and travis. travis plays organ, microKorg, trombone and guitar a bit and bangs on things sometimes. and sings, if you can call it that. andi plays bass and bangs on things and writes hardcore songs about eating beej. because that is the only good hardcore. beejcore. wave of the future. n shit. joe norkus is an auxiliary member, who records us, mixes us and participates in handclaps.
Influences: musically? mates of state, gilbert and sullivan, and 50s pop songs. lyrically? cecil ray baker, walmart, frat boys, butt sex and other things that piss us off really badly.
Sounds Like: people are going to compare us to the moldy peaches, whom we like, but that is a bunch of shit. neither of us had listened to the moldy peaches when we started writing songs, so eat a bag of dicks.
Record Label: we will probably never be signed
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Reasons Why Not To Put Large Amounts of Water In Your Butt

Colonic irrigation claims to help indigestion and yeast infections, control blood pressure, restore pH balance, reduce bad odors, clear colon blockage, induce proper blood clotting, stimulate producti...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 21:35:00 GMT

<b>In case myspace mp3 player doesn't work!</b>

Go listen to us at purevolume.com if the MySpace player doesn't work!-HoS
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 14:51:00 GMT

Jalapeno Joe

This song is about Joe Norkus, who almost died of dehydration this past Christmas when his consumption of massive amounts of chile peppers caused him to vomit and shit.  Here are the lyrics for t...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:30:00 GMT

post a blog. eat a poo log. hi.

the first rule of hearts of shart is go fall on a cock.seriously, yeah. if we as a collective do something weird, do not accost me (that refers to both of me) on the street and expect me to know what ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:40:00 GMT

explanation of the name

we were going to be the brown sound, but now we are not, because apparently that one has been taken a lot. and also hot lunch, but that's kinda common too. so we chose hearts of shart, as a sort of...
Posted by on Fri, 13 May 2005 07:42:00 GMT