Far from obvious[FP.IVK.COP.CP.GP.SP.HP.BP]

I am Amanda. I’m and 14. I live in New York. I go to ketcham and I am a freshman. I ahve the most amazing girlfriend ever. Her name is Amber and she is awesome. I am shy at times but other than that I am a crazy mother fuckerr. I love to dance. I like to write poetry and I like drawing. Dancing is most of my life though. I love it. I’d die without it .I’m pretty cool once you know me. And you do want to know me trust me. I don’t break promises and I keep secrets. I listen to music. I love watching movies. I love my mom to death. I idolize quite a few people. I love to party and have a good time. I love having slumber parties. You know what that means… PILLOW FIGHTS. I am very flexible… Literally. I talk to inatimate objects all the time. I find I have very interesting conversations with myself. I hate myself. I am Very unhappy with my life. I love pokemon. I can be sarcastic. I am total freak. I like to make noise. I don’t like clothes I think they have no purpose. I am a neat freak. I don’t care what people think of me. I will not try to please you if you don’t like me. I don’t trust a lot of people. I suck at starting conversations. My friends see me as an overachiever. I like getting tipsy with my friends. I am 100% brutally honest. I prefer coke over Pepsi. But mountain dew rules over all. I can be a bitch if you piss me off. I have many facial expressions. I jump on people in the halls and I laugh at ugly people. I like to go to the mall and hang out with friends. I have the biggest crush on this kid...but I will never tell him...but it’s not like he'd ever give a fuck. I love staring at really hot guys. Lip rings are amazing. I tell people how I feel. I know a ton of people. Me and my friends eat babies. I don’t like people that think they are better than everyone else. Nobody is better than anyone else. People are people now mater what they look like or wear. Get put that in your blender and make a smoothie.I love make-up especially eyeliner. I have almost every color. Gummy bears/worms and lollipops are the shit and you all know it. Don’t lie to yourself. Some people envy me and others hate me. I don’t think I’m that big of a deal. I’m just here. Period. I say fuck a lot. It is my favorite word =]. I don’t like stereotypical people. They can go fuck themselves. I love heat just not fake heat. If you don’t know what I mean then you are a fuckoff. I love ice. And I like to rub it on my hands. I love fire. Hehe. I don’t judge books by their covers. Same goes for people. I love it when people take good photography. I am quite awkward most of the time. I love pointing out the obvious. I don’t like when people post a lot of whore me bulletins. They suck and freeze up my page. I’m quite simple if you actually know me. I am mad spastic. I live my life to the fullest it can be. I will tell you what is on my mind like it or not. I don’t have one secret. My bff knows every fucking thing and detail about my life. I’m only ticklish in 2 places and only like 5 people know where that is. My favorite food is a cucumber. Yes a cucumber did I stutter. I love it when people bite lips. It is mad hot. I love playing with peoples hip bones. They are sooo fun. ^.^ blood and gore turn me on every time along with two or three…or more guys making out. If we are at a dance and you ask me to grind I will. Don’t talk behind my back because what goes around comes around. And if I find out I will cut your face off and feed it to my dogs. mmk? kk Talking on the phone is my favorite thing ever. I almost never eat because I am hardly ever hungry. If I were ugly I wouldn’t go anywhere and if I did id wear a bag over my head. Im not a very interesting person at all. Haha yeah right. I’m not going to tell you what to think. . Most people are fucking dicks these days but w.e their choice not mine. Cocky people make me smile and I have no clue why. Me and my friends have way to many moments to count. I hate it when people follow other people because they think the person is cool. And yes I do bite. And I will. Be afraid…very afraid. When I see the little kids going by on the heelie shoes I want to trip them. I get paranoid. I have tight spaces but I love to be in corners. I am fucking obsessed with hippos and pigs. They make me smile. When it is late and I am overtired I act like a pirate. I am obnoxious and loud and love wasting time. I doodle during classes and get yelled at for talking. I always have a song for the day because I’m cool like that. Most of the time I don’t make sense and I have no fucking clue what I talk about. I find it hard not to smile when people touch my weenis.[elbow] I always giggle when random people scream penis. I cant help but laugh call it immature call it what you want. I am a lover and a fighter. I dontl like war but I think blowing up things is awesome! I make up words and amuse myself very easily. I will give you weird compliments such as… I like you nostrils and your epidermis is pretty. I have zero hand-eye coordination it is non-existent. I think myspace is stupid. And the only reason I go on it is because I’m bored and have no life. And if you are anything like me long about me’s are always fun to read. Just because there is always that one rambling person that keeps going on and on and it never stops. =]. But it is all good because nobody has a life anymore. My aim is kittenpurrrfect8...talk to me . Ok? Ok. I love dezz. and i love how we do weird things in science like draw weird pix with nick. we come up with things that look like this.... penklyis..