Mali(ce)bu - ProfilesArchive

About Me

sorry kids, i'm not as much fun as i used to be.

My Interests

pinball, karaoke, shoes, santa cruz beach boardwalk, cheese, wild turkey, air guitar, thrift stores, the Rainbow, libraries, crossword puzzles, Us Weekly, playing kazoo

I'd like to meet:

sylvia brown, but she already knows that.

Music:

Pulp, Pixies, Turbonegro, B-52's, Spice Girls, Motley Crue, ELO, Trina, Ramones, pussy "best of" albums

Movies:

Showgirls, Pecker, Rushmore, Freeway, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Cruel Intentions, Female Trouble, True Stories, BUtterfield 8, Pillow Talk, Harold and Maude, Rosemary's Baby, Wild Things

Television:

Twin Peaks, Golden Girls, Blind Date, Buffy, AbFab, Entertainment Tonight, 90210, Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Books:

Valley of the Dolls, Geek Love, Helter Skelter, The Dirt- the Motley Crue Story, The Bad Seed, Death in Venice, Venus in Furs, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Heroes:

Rose Rosenthal, Patty Hearst, Trina, Ruth Gordon, Rick Sebak.

My Blog

string of bad luck

i thought that yesterday was going really well... untill i was hit by a stinking pile of luckless shit. it was like a snow ball effect.1. i'm wearing a cute green dress i bought off muffy for a buck...
Posted by Mali(ce)bu on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:54:00 PST

little willie won't go home

wow. pittsburgh is more exciting than i ever dreamed! i'm saddened though that all the excitement had to happen upon the eve of my graduation.so, i was flashed not once- but TWICE in less than 24 ho...
Posted by Mali(ce)bu on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:18:00 PST

monster truck rally

on friday i attended my first monster truck rally. it was AWSOME! if you ever want to feel totally smart and hot as fuck, i seriously suggest that you attend one. i couldn't even begin to describe ...
Posted by Mali(ce)bu on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:21:00 PST

gadgets

its as if the goddesses of electronics were smiling down upon me! i was so stoked to see that they have FINALLY created a fridge with a tv! i know that myself, and every other fat american...
Posted by Mali(ce)bu on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST

the big murple

i'm in ny with ape shit. i think i might need a liver transplant. we are going to coney island tomorrow to see the freak show. we're watching "the faculty" right now. it has an amazing cast. i'm ...
Posted by Mali(ce)bu on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:14:00 PST

from my father's desk

Actual exerpt from a letter sent to my sister from my father:"I also have a collection of gold bullion and pre-1933 gold coins in a safe deposit box- something I have put aside during the past few yea...
Posted by Mali(ce)bu on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:35:00 PST

"what's your life like?"

so, i was walking home last sunday and i noticed a female and a male dolphin following me. they weren't the menacing looking teens that'll shank you without a second thought on the 22 filmore. pitts...
Posted by Mali(ce)bu on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:53:00 PST

things i miss about sf

in no particular order: dolores park zeitgeist trannyshack midnight mass getting laid my stable of slutty bitches free lapdances good shopping burritos musa's coffee ho-downs pastel victor...
Posted by Mali(ce)bu on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 01:57:00 PST

the terrible towel

go black and gold! now that i'm a "yinzer", i'm soooo rooting for the steelers in the play-offs. i just know they're gonna go all the way. superbowl, baby! just kidding. as usual, i could give a ...
Posted by Mali(ce)bu on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:18:00 PST

r.i.p. nick & jessica

when i heard from my mother that my favorite pop star duo had called it quits, i must say i shed a tear. i mean if two rich, famous, talented, white, conservatives with perfect teeth and spray o...
Posted by Mali(ce)bu on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 03:35:00 PST