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Hofna

Break Glass, Kick Ass

About Me

I am a very simple person. Although usually into thinking things through, balancing odds, I do enjoy randomness. Most of my friends seem like complete opposites of me. I have two semesters left at the University of New Haven studying in arson investigation with a minor in criminal justice. I am a volunteer fire-fighter and EMT. .. width="425" height="350" ..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dan Hoffner
Birthday: 07/26/1985
Birthplace: Westerly R.I.
Current Location: East Lyme Ct
Eye Color: Blue, but they change based on my mood, green means angry
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but I can use left pretty good from when I broke my Right hand
Your Heritage: 25%Austrian, 25%Irish 25% German, the rest is portugese, lebanese, and other stuff
The Shoes You Wore Today: Magnums just like the condoms, only steel toe
Your Weakness: kick to the nuts
Your Fears: hhhmmm, drowning in a pool covered with oil thay is lit on fire and a big fuy that punches you in the face if you come up
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a pistol permit, a 1911, and a Springfield armory Socom 16
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use one...LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: My fucking back
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes (Alison thinks so anyways)
Your Bedtime: 0200 hrs
Your Most Missed Memory: Misty
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: brisk baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Umm...No only kinda yes, but really no
Do you Swear: Oh yeah
Do you Sing: if you can call it that
Do you Shower Daily: at least
Have you Been in Love: I think I can answer yes to that
Do you want to go to College: HHHHmmmm, only one where I can look at charred bodies
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: I think so, unless my parents lied to me about that, along with Santa Claus
Do you get Motion Sickness: Oh man, a month ago I had vertigo, every time I moved my head I would nearly throw up, but six weeks later I can say no, spending a summer on floating docks makes it a definate no
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah, to a drunk bear
Are you a Health Freak: hhhmmmm, NO
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, and in exchange they pay for college
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, infact yesterday my doctor told me to stay away from beer and stick to the hard stuff
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, but not in the last day...Yay me
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nnnoooooo, I am high on life only
In the past month have you gone on a Date: every day
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes...Believe it or not, I....me...shopped at abercrombie and fitch...I could be like a Gotti
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but that season is nearing
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: um,.....I would count, but I don't remember
Ever been called a Tease: every day...not
Ever been Beaten up: have you seen my profile picture?
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Smelling the bitter almounds (HCN)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a fireman, no, a policeman, no, A state fire marshall...there we go...but mostky a conservation officer
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia, again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: mid 5 feet
Weight: about half of mine
Best Clothing Style: skater chic, or tight clothes...i.e. jeans
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'll check with my doctor
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: two, hopefully soon to be three with he who takes from all fairly
Number of things in my Past I Regret: balls to the wall, forget the past
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My Interests

kayaking, rapelling, mountain biking, hiking, and anything else involving the outdoors and adventure

I'd like to meet:

Not a Llama

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Music:

Anything

Movies:

Random listings of the ones I can think of. Office Space and The Usual Suspects, then Backdraft and Ladder 49, suspect 0, Hannibal and Red Dragon, Saw, Seven, If you want to tweak out, watch the Game, it will keep you out of your seat! Frality, Lord of War, Boondock Saints, Dirty Dozen, Mind Hunters, 44 minutes-the North Holywood shoot out (real story!!!), Blazing Saddles, My Cousin Vinny, Fear and Loathingin Las Vegas, Blow, CRASH, BLUEHILL AVE. both under rated, Blue hill wasn't even in theratures, Matchstickmen, Bringing Out the Dead-going to be me in like maybe a year tops, We Were Soldiers, Three Kings, Suicide Kings, all....for now.

Television:

Discovery Health channel, real life paramedics and trauma life in the E.R., Simpsons, Rescue Me and the shield.

Books:

Instead of having a list, I will now list my current reading material.Hush a Demon Sleeps Beside Me!- A true story about one mans struggle with a wife he loves, and her four other live in personalities, three of which try to kill him and other wise ruin his life. Makes you think twice about rushing into marriage like this ex-cop/detective/top bank security expert did.

Heroes:

Bill Lumberg from Office Space, he is gggrrreeeaaaatttt.Nevermind, this dude
Lawrence

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Wish you could know

 I Wish You Could Author Unknown I wish you could see the sadness of a business man as his livelihood goes up in flames or that family returning home, only to find their house and belongings dam...
Posted by Hofna on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST