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Hymengaard

About Me

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS - HYMENGAARD IS HERE TO PILLAGE, DEFILE, IMMOLATE, DESTROY, AND CONSUME ALL YOUR GROG!

Formed in 2006 by Philth (Bestial Lust, Stelladora), Philth's Roommate, and Var the Enforcer (Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Necrofellatio, Sorceress, Temple of Amon), HYMENGAARD is Viking Metal from the dark, (un)frozen, demon-spawning swamps of Southeast Louisiana.

Note: this is a fan site. The band members have no association with this site, as they do not know of the internet. Additionally, there are no computers so deep in the swamp.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 15/02/2007
Band Members: Philth - Drums, Guitars, Keyboards

Var, Enforcer of Oaths, Tormentor of Perjurors - Bass, Keyboards, Flute, Maracas, Battle Axe

Philth's Roommate, the Pensive Viking, Contemplator of Possibly Defiling the Innocent under the Gibbous Wintermoon - Guitars
Influences: Immortal, Amon Amarth, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Tankard, Manowar, Satyricon, Therion, Catholicon, Dissection

Crom on his High Mountain,

Thor!!!!!!!!!
Sounds Like: the lamentation of your women
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

album reviews

Check out the review of Hymengaard's first album on Metal Archives, here:http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=239069There is also a review in the recent issue of Contaminated Tones magazine.
Posted by on Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:59:00 GMT

CD Release Party

There will be a party held soon, to commemorate the time that HYMENGAARD unleashed the fucking fury by putting out the album "Unsilent Storms in the South Abyss."The party will be at S. Johnson's hous...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:55:00 GMT

Album Now Available!

The album "Unsilent Storms in the South Abyss" is now available, directly from the band, and at the Compact Disc Store in Baton Rouge for $10.The tracklist is:1. Hypothermic Vaginismus2. Nord og Ned3....
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 13:30:00 GMT

Announcement

Our new album is beyond criticism. Anyone who talk shit about it is a couyon.
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 13:56:00 GMT