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About Me

Jackson Tiberius Curley (1976-2024) died trying to overthrow the reign of the evil robotmen, who turned out to be not so evil, and peacefully left the planet two weeks later after curing cancer and herpes.He will always be remembered as the guy who always tried to make things out of bananas. He made a hummingbird once, and was waiting for lightning to strike twice. It did, but more in a literal sense. The evil robotmen had a lightning gun.What’s that? You want a real “About Me” section? Fine. Where do I start? I'm in this really cool band (well, I think it's cool) called Mayors of Super Awesome Town.
myspace.com/mayorsofsuperawesometown
My name means “evil” in Japanese. I own two accordions. I want to own an original Bob Ross painting. Once I went 90 hours without sleeping, just because I wanted to see how long I could go without sleeping. I prefer Cap’n Crunch’s Peanut Butter Crunch to regular Cap’n Crunch. I do not care for Crunchberries at all. I’m not a big fan of cold weather. I lived in Key West for over a year, and never saw a hurricane, but I got hit with one when I moved to Cincinnati, OH.I have done everything there is to do, except for the things that I want to do. I love music, but I don’t have enough time to listen to the bands that send me friend requests. I don’t like cam girls, or people who want to show me how to make money by taking surveys, or whatever you’re selling this week. I used to have a cat, but then she died.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gay Amish midget porn stars, Japanese wrestlers, whoever invented the the word "invent", anyone in the profession of "fluffing", William Shatner, and Lauren Graham. I would like to meet and have deep, meaningful, theological discussions with Mel Gibson. My dream girl is Doctor Elliot Reid, and I want to be Master Shake when I grow up.

My Blog

Youtube stuffs


Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:57:00 GMT

Mayors play Northside Tavern!


Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:19:00 GMT

Whats the deal?

Q: Jack, what's the deal with the daily facts you've been posting? A: I have decided to post a fake fact for every day for least least a year. Let's hope I actually stick to it. Q: Jack, what's the de...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 23:43:00 GMT

December 19

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Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:07:00 GMT

December 18

On this day in 1620, The Mayflower landed in present-day Plymouth, MA delivering 102 pilgrims. How did they get from 1620 to the present day? The world may never know.
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:02:00 GMT

December 17

On this day in 1903, Orville Wright piloted the first powered and heavier-than-air flight, for a total distance of 120 feet and lasting 12 seconds. Seriously, 12 seconds? I've had longer farts than th...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:08:00 GMT

December 16

On this day in 618, the Chinese invented an orange drink for use in their fledgling space program, and the Tang Dynasty was born.
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:53:00 GMT

December 15

On this day in 1891, James Naismith introduces the first version of basketball, with two teams of nine players, a peach basket nailed to either end of his high school's gymnasium, and thirteen rules. ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:22:00 GMT

December 14

On this day in 1819, Alabama became the 22nd state. It is immediately stripped of its resources, and left for dead.
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 21:18:00 GMT

December 13

On this day in 1862, at the Battle of Fredericksburg, Confederate General Robert E. Lee defeated Union Major General Ambrose E. Burnside at leg wrestling. A thumb was later declared, but ended in stal...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:15:00 GMT