The things you miss.......... |
As the endless tugging of fate drags me thru this wretched existence, I often reflect on the follies of my past that brought me to this dark corner......
The things I miss........
Telling someone good...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:31:00 GMT |
I wish......... |
Now keep in mind this doesn't mean as much as it would have months ago but I have wanted to post this for some time. Couldn't find the words........ I don't really feel this way anymore, but dear god,...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:09:00 GMT |
Turn the page........ |
Our love was a circus,
and I was a clown.
You cracked the whip,
and beat me down.
While the world laughs,
in sorrow I drown.
Just wanted to smile,
permanent frown.
You wouldn’t have me,
often ar...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:24:00 GMT |
Blame it on the rain! |
Just to drop some nuggets of knowledege on you inexperienced hatin Mother Fckers.
DON'T:
Date someone in the service industry if you don't work in that evil soul suckin' motherfucker yo'self.
E...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 18:09:00 GMT |
Chivalry or equality? The choice is yours. |
Well ladies? Which will it be? Do I hold the door for you, light your cigarette, buy you nice things and tell you how beautiful you are, pay for your dinner, go get the car and bring it to the door to...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:11:00 GMT |
Imus in the morning |
So I guess you have heard how upset the most honorable, enlightened, holy, infallible reverends sharpton and jackson are with Mr. Imus for his despicable, inexcusable, horrible, satanic, amoral, comme...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:36:00 GMT |
Border Jumpers |
Let us just go ahead and fix the problem. Lots of people from all over the world legally immigrate to the U.S. after fulfilling all the requirements to do so. They can't wait to get here and become pr...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:23:00 GMT |
Name your boat |
If it was a fish or pontoon boat I'd call it the WET WILLIE.
If it was a sport boat I'd call it the PANTY DROPPER.
If it was a yahct or sail boat I'd call it the EXTRAMARITIME AFFAIR.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 13:05:00 GMT |
Why I love this country! |
Went to bed at 4 A.M. night before last after an alcohol fueled 12 hour binge session.I got up about 5:30 A.M. Hungry as hell from 12 hours of drinking and smoking and got in my ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:33:00 GMT |
3 Party system? |
Does the 2 party system of our government actually represent who you are? Think about it. I was raised conservatively and although my parents didn't vote I feel that they would have voted republican. ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:14:00 GMT |
