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Coconut Andy (-1 Appendix)

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

i dont piss into the wind, i dont tug on supermans cape, and i dont buy nachos at the movie theatre. ill party any time/anywhere, it will never get old and ill never turn it down... my TEXAS girl This profile was made at www.profiletweaks.com

My Interests

Time and tide will wait for no man, saith the adage. But all men have to wait for time and tide.

I'd like to meet:

No mercy, no power but its own controls it. Panting and snorting like a mad battle steed that has lost its rider, the masterless ocean overruns the globe... however baby man may brag of his science and skill, and however much, in a flattering future, that science and skill may augment; yet for ever and for ever, to the crack of doom, the sea will insult and murder him, and pulverize the stateliest, stiffest frigate he can make; nevertheless, by the continual repetition of these very impressions, man has lost that sense of the full awfulness of the sea which aboriginally belongs to it... these are the times of dreamy quietude, when beholding the tranquil beauty and brilliancy of the ocean's skin, one forgets the tiger heart that pants beneath it; and would not willingly remember, that this velvet paw but conceals a remorseless fang.

Music:

GAMC, TXHC, Bad Religion, Misfits, Sick Of It All, 7 Seconds, Chain of Strength, Rise Against, Sworn Enemy, NOFX, Leftover Crack, Madball, Integrity, Darkest Hour, Terror, Give Up the Ghost, Most Precious Blood, His Hero is Gone, Blood for Blood, Tragedy, World Burns to Death, Death Threat, Punishment, Blacklisted, Under One Flag, Full Contact, 5 Families, Catharsis, Toxic Narcotic, Grave Robbers, I Am Wolf, Pride Kills, Will to Live, Die Young, Your Mistake, Machine Gun Romantics, Tana'ri, Folsom, Comeback Kid, Act of God, Alkaline Trio, Geto Boys, Eazy motha fuckin E, Reverend Horton Heat, Tiger Army, Necromantix, Mad Sins, Zombilly, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams (Sr. and III), Tex Ritter, Buck Owens, Faron Young, Elvis Presley, Jerry Jeff Walker, Ray Wylie Hubbard, Gary P. Nunn, Jimmie Rogers, Conway Twitty, George Jones, Charley Pride, Ray Price, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Ernest Tubb, Lefty Frizzell, Johnny Paycheck, David Allan Coe, Those Poor Bastards, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Iron Maiden, GWAR, Rhapsody... to name a few

Movies:

Stanley Kubrick, Quentin Tarantino, Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson, or George A. Romero... Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Requiem for a Dream, American Beauty, Ganster movies, spagetti westerns, and i can't resist a good freaky porn either

Television:

South Park, Chappelle's Show, Daily Show, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Tenacious D, Harvey Birdman, METALOCOLYPSE

Books:

1984, Parliament of Whores, The Ominous Parallels, A Brave New World, Dante's Inferno (MUST READ), The Broker, The Chamber, Prey, A Damned Fine War, The Bretheren, The Runaway Jury, Hells Angels, Moby Dick, all the Far Side books and plenty of others

Heroes:

the Weather Men, Al Capone, and Hunter S. Thompson... everyone else is a punk ass chump!

My Blog

do you have pictures of me?

i need some new ones because these i have right now are way out dated.  so if youve photographed me doing something profound like juggling or curing a disease or anything worthwhile, send them to...
Posted by Coconut Andy (-1 Appendix) on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:01:00 PST

snake venom...

...my anti-drug
Posted by Coconut Andy (-1 Appendix) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

suicide is kinda like...

...telling god, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME!!! I QUIT!!!!" think about it
Posted by Coconut Andy (-1 Appendix) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST