Our Lady Peace - To tell them how much they rock
Connan O'Brien - Good to be among the handsome
Dario Franchitti - Maybe some of his driving skills will wear off on me
Steven Wright - I've always wanted to meet someone as criminally insane as this guy
The creator of American Idol - So I can kick his ass for ruining TV and Radio at the same time.
Rupert Murdoc - He cancelled Arrested Devlopment while keeping crap on the air like American Idol, So you think you can dance, Nanny 911, and worst of all Major League Baseball. DAMN YOU MURDOC!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!! (Although hell is the Fox network so I guess you'd be right at home in hell)