burton

Once referred to as a wise cracking smart ass, but has recently reformed his ways when he saw the Virgin De Guadalupe in the form of a ketchup stain on his t-shirt (He was extremely intoxicated, and or possibly on some form of drug at the time). Since this EARTH SHATTERING moment, Adam has been wearing argyle sweater vests and corrective shoes (he has or is it, had a clubbed foot). Now freshly on the prowl with a new start, Adam is looking for new people to network with and possibly love, but all the while spreading the word of “The Ketchup Virgin Mary”……. Do you Believe?