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occupant

i've been known to lose things, i'd like to lose you.

About Me

Likes: beer. boobs. caller i.d. crayons. cutting up. day dreaming. eating healthy food then undoing it by drinking. football. laughing. poetry. reading.Dislikes: bad beer. bad boobs. caller i.d. that doesn't work. broken crayons. people who look at you weird when you cut up. people who ask what your problem is when they talk to you and you don't hear them because you are day dreaming so they think you are on drugs. eating not-so-healthy food and then drinking booze. people who fart when they laugh. bad poetry. bad books that waste your time.i think: obama and mccain are the same person. marx was valid sometimes. meat is gross. my job sucks. commies are to extreme. slum lords should live in their own buildings. cars should get at least 60 mpgs. the voting age should be lowered to 5. business men should wear clown suits in city limits. each city should have a statue of george w. bush somewhere and the park dept. should sell eggs and tomatos so people could throw them at the statue. there should be a seperation of business and the state. the pope is awesome. some moms are hot in a way. girls dress to slutty but as a guy i can't help but notice. beer is awesome. drugs are a waste of time. corporate music is crap.yep.

My Interests

beer. BOOBS. walking. smelling things. circles. commas. tacos. freakin' it nasty, long division. linking verbs. ballet. poo poo races. double checking myself. s&m. kittens and puppies. mostly BOOBS.

I'd like to meet:

the Pope. maybe some asian girls that play videogames. that german exchange student girl that use to beat me in basketball back in the day. myself maybe 10 years ago. the most perfect boobs, ever.

Music:

coalesce,reggie and the full effect,the new amsterdams, saves the day,hum,skankin' pickle,cannibal corpse, sunny day real estate, black flag, further seems forever,beloved,smoosh,year of the rabbit,failure,norma jean,dillinger escape plan, boston,jesse and the ripers,new found glory,squatweiler,naked angels, cool hand luke,hall and oates,action patrol,codeseven,GUK,our lady peace,the anniversary,mustard plug,disband,swank,dummy pants,the terrible twos,BTBAM,smashing pumpkins,eisley,anyband that has a million Xs in their name so you know they bring the mosh,bury your dead,advent,mewithoutyou,handsome,classic case,.....the list goes on

Movies:

ernest goes to camp/ jail/ saves christmas, 40 year old virgin, ghostbusters, home alone, goonies, hannibal lector movies, run ronny run. the zodiac.

Television:

simpsons. family guy. cops. the first 48. saved by the bell. full house. peoples court. history channel. nat geo.

Books:

the bible (the one with 72 books in it) the client by john grisham, random poetry books like "sonnets from the portuguese" by Elizabeth Barrett Browning or "the waste land" by T.S. Eliot or "songs and sonnets" by Mathilde Blind, "love songs" by Sara Teasdale. good stuff there.. check it out. the bearenstain bears. pippy longstocking. why do dogs do that? "war is a racket" various communist and socialist books.

Heroes:

people against communism. dorothy day. my parents for putting up with me growing up. anyone who can say, hey, i have herpes, but m'm not gonna let it ruin my life. that takes real guts.

My Blog

love story.

peanut butter was skateboarding down the street , hit a telephone pole cracking his jar and fell down to the ground. jelly was talking to her friends and saw the accident so she excused herself and wi...
Posted by occupant on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:28:00 PST

dear diary.

Dear Diary, today i woke up with a cramp in my calf muscle so i told the cramp to go away, and it did. then i went in the kitchen to find allison not making me breakfast. i told her how wrong she was ...
Posted by occupant on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:22:00 PST

homework assignment i had.

What I saw- I was minding my own business, walking down Hyde Street, listening to T-Rex on my walkman, wondering if world maps around in other countries have that country in the middle instead of the ...
Posted by occupant on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:07:00 PST