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Jack

I am here for Friends

About Me

I grew up in a small coastal town where I lived a sheltered but massively enjoyable life. Then it occurred to me that there just wasn't enough hot women so I moved to the city. Here there was an abundance. After many years I met one that just blew the others away. In what can only be described as a moment of utter genius (and luck) she agreed to marry me. We have been married for a number of years and now have 2 children. Cameron and Zara. I love to exercise, in particular, play basketball and lift weights, and if life had another 5 hours a day I would probably waste them playing video games and watching movies. This may all seem pretty normal, but if you ever meet me, I am a very twisted individual with a somewhat warped view of the world. In a good way.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Michael Jordan, Osama Bin Laden (just to snot him one), God (I have a few tough questions I want to ask him), Elvis (to find out which aisle the breakfast cereal is in - he is just never at your supermarket when you need him), Hugh Hefner (to ask if he has thought about bequeathing me his lifestyle).

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