Snuggles

My name is motherfucking Snuggles. I am a manic depressive dog with a drinking problem: 4 paws and one mouth. Fuck you. I hate you. I don't need your shit. I don't need you. Unless you make Vodka and/or Guiness and/or Newcastle. The truth is all I drink is PBR that I steal from the homeless drunks that live under the bridge by my doghouse. My stupid fucking owners threatened to get rid of me if I litter the backyard with empty beercans and STD infested, used Doggiecondoms again... So if any of you bitches out there gotta little corner of your trailerhome-plot for loveable ol' me, let me know. I'll give you the best head your trailer-trash ass has ever had! I'm a water/beer-lapping dog, for fuck's sake!!!