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I Am A Child Of Earth And Water,And Nursling Of The Sky. I Pass Through Pores Of Ocean And Shores,I Change But I Cannot Die..Gia Marie Carangi.I Used To Care,Now I Take A Pill For That. "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,it's more like a jar of Jalapeños---what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!(From Ida)Please Read This Before You Request Friend Add!......What Can I Say? Most Of My Friens Call Me Renagade..I'm A Little Off the reservation Sometimes... I Am Virtually Non Compos Mentis,Any Resemblance To Any Real Person;Living Or Dead Is Purely Coincidental.What You See Here Is But.Disjecta membra..(The Scattered Remains)Nothing More.If You Haven't Already Noticed I Love The Latin language, I Have Since Catechism. I'm Not Very Good With It But I Think It Is Beautiful...Yes I'm Catholic Among Other Things.I Love Music So You Will Notice Many Of My friends Are Musicians Or Bands..I Wish I Could Think Of Something Great To Say About Me..But I'm Not So Great..I'm Just Me Right,Wrong Or Indifferent..I'm Pretty Much An Open Book.What You See Is What You Get...No Camouflage...I Like To Meet New People And I Always Learn Something With Each encounter..I Like Honest Straightforward People...Who Don't Think their Better Than Everyone Else..I Want real Friends Who Are Real People..Not Pretenders Trying To Be something Their Not. ................ ........................................................... ........Important Please Read............................ I'm Not Interested In Internet Dating So Please Don't Ask..And About Friends Requests: If I Request You...Please Either Approve Me Or Deny Me..Don't Just Leave Me Hanging . If You Are Going To Approve Me ..Then Please Talk To Me. If You request Me. I Will Look At Your Site First. So If Your Profile Is Set To Private Save Us Both Some Time I Will Deny You..If Your Messaging Is Set To Away..I Will Deny You..If I Approve You..Please Don't Advertise On My Comments..If You Do I Will Delete You..Comments Are For Comments About Me Or About You..About friendship. I'm Kind Of A Goof I Will Say Some Off The Wall Stuff Sometimes..So You've Been Warned. The Basics:........ I'm Male...40 Years Old..Local Truck Driver And Flunky.. I Live Alone And sometimes I Like it That Way..I'm Catholic But Not That Religious..I Believe In Heaven But Have Never Found It..I Believe In Hell..Been There,Hunt's Point The Bronx..And I Believe In Jesus..I Just Hope He Believes In Me.....My Birthday Is August 20 1968..I'm a Leo.Straight up And Down.....Keira Knightley...The Fonz....Chuck Norris....................................# Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. # When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. # Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. # Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. # Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. # Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. # There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. # When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. # Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. # Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. # There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. # Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. # Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. # Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. # Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost # Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. # Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. # There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue # When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. # Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) # Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. # Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. # Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. # Chuck Norris can divide by zero. # The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. # Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography. # When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies. # Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. # Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.Animals................................................ .Stuff...........................................Time Is Our Enemy, Or Maybe Our Friend. It Starts Things Going, And It Brings Their End. It's Something We Borrow, And Some Times We Lend. But The Best Thing In Time, Is A smile Between Friends. Lamar A. 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