Houdini fighting a robot. |
No punchline. Just silent-movie footage of Harry Houdini finghting a fucking robot. Yeah. Then things get strange.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:50:00 GMT |
Happy Birthday, John. |
We miss you.
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:07:00 GMT |
Kind of makes your flag-waving look a little underwhelming, don’t it? |
"College kids tend to vote liberal, so we'll just gerrymander the campus polling place 7 miles down the road! No apathetic college kid is gonna go that far just to... Hey. What's that noise?"
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Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:14:00 GMT |
Truism about the crazies. |
I'd bet you my unemployment check that this young woman would be absolutely tremendous in the sack. It seems to work out that way - the more psychotic, the more erotic.
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:26:00 GMT |
Democracy - A System of Government In Which The People Get Exactly The Leaders They Deserve |
My Friends:The California primary, and that of all "Super Tuesday" states, is this Tuesday, February 5th. A lot of you know I've been working on the campaign for Senator Obama. I'm not writing to ask ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:24:00 GMT |
An oldie I recently found in my stuff. |
You told me once, "Our life is a movie, you know."I used to wonder who would want to watch such a depressing film.Ours would have to be projected on a screen of asbestos, I think,Lest we burn down ev...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 14:53:00 GMT |
My Father Speaks of His Father |
"When I was 18, I decided that my father was full of shit, and I left home. I didn't even say goodbye, I left him a note. 'You think you know everything, but you don't own me, kiss my ass, blah ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 14:36:00 GMT |
Why I Hope |
In my great-grandmother's dining room, the family story goes, there hung two portraits - one of the Pope, and one of John F. Kennedy. My father tells me they used to tease her by claiming that one loo...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 14:12:00 GMT |
Haiku, Composed From Penis Enlargement Spam In My Inbox |
The ShameDo not be the shameFor reason of the sizeOf your instrument.Your Woman Lived You AloneYour woman lived youAlone, most because of theRival had huge stick.BroYou don't want to beA looser in s@x...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:03:00 GMT |
Why Couldnt It Have Been Hayden Christensen? |
Heath Ledger is dead. Ridiculous media-mourning and unapt comparisons with everyone from James Dean to River Phoenix commencing in 5... 4... 3...My theory is that Jack Nicholson killed him on princip...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:31:00 GMT |
