I do not, as it turns out, have a daughter. And I don't wear glasses or smoke a pipe either, now that I think of it, and that means... My God! This entire profile is a lie!
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT CHRIS SIMS IS WRONG!
Or, you know, not. Whatever.
Regardless, I do have a website-- Chris's Invincible Super-Blog , recently moved to its own domain after two years--where I make things up and write them down, mostly about comics. It'ss updated daily with all your comic book humor and bear-fighting needs.
Also, I enjoy singing karaoke, reading, and tasty caffeinated beverages.