"When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle,
the man with the pistol will be a dead man"
-Old Mexican proverb
The most desirable woman is always the one who belongs to someone else.
"When you're young and have a guitar and are playing for dances and all those girls come after you, and you drink a lot, you are going to do things that your wife is not going to like." - Willie Nelson