I'd like to meet:
Here is what I do. Imagine a blind person walking down the street. Now imagine yourself running as fast as you can towards the blind guy. When you’re about ten feet away from them you dive at them and punch them square in the face. Like you punch them so hard they completely go horizontal in the air before they fall down. Get it? They wouldn’t even see it coming. They would be walking down the street humming to them selves or something, then they would think “Is that footsteps I hear coming?†If that doesn’t work for you picture the blind guy in a wheelchair when you punch him.