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Mark

Still rabid after all these years!

About Me

I'm almost as famous as I was yesterday
Fiction attracts me

My name is Mark and I am an optimistic realist. I wear rad white sunglasses all of the time and I am ultimately a strange person, but that is for you to decide. I am an aspiring writer/poet; I'm going to go pretty far in life! I'm also tea connoisseur; I always drink it and think I so cool with my electric teakettle and such. I have started my first novel, and have written a many poetry collections. I will sex you up for feedback on my stories or poems (not really). I'm also a big reader. Some of my favorite writers are Paul Auster, Chuck Palahniuk, and Charles Bukowski. Talk books with me, and I will love you forever and ever and ever (really...). I also watch tons of movies. I’m a Rocky Horror freak! And YES…. I do the Time-Warp rather well… if I do say so myself! I really wish I could fly, instead of walking, but due to the fact that my elite team of scientific researchers have not found the exact magic potion for me to take that will not result in death or impotence, my feet stay firmly on the ground. You'll see me walking around town a lot! Just look for me, and I bet you'll find me out there walking up a storm! If my zippers down tell me, I will not mind. I'm loud and quiet, exciting and lethargic, simple, yet contradicting. I like things like music and stuff. I enjoy a lot of things from the 90‘s…. I'm still a 90's kid inside.(Yeah.) I can beat you up. I'm really rad. (Man...)
I've got a life, a rather good one.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

*Anyone who is positively great.*

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My Blog

Solitude

SolitudeTheres a school in the canyonits planted high atop hillswhere I sat and read and wroteI took the trail near byhearing the cablesclashing against the flagpolelike blood knuckles beatingon a s...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:25:00 GMT

Somnambulant Sublimation

Somnambulant SublimationSolid to gasanother night will passblown out tiredretiring to the house of horrorsleep some and reap the benefitsthe cold gas chamber fightstanding in bed fighting frightsfears...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Feb 2010 22:25:00 GMT

Fast Living

Fast LivingThink of all the defused peoplewalking aroundwith their heads all downsunburned scalpsmindless in motion, movingeveryday good, just as badkids taught numbers, lettersbut not taught matterso...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:29:00 GMT

Modest Me (Ill Be Famous!)

Modest Me (Ill Be Famous!)Now and foreverwill a voice never endall of my exhalationsspread like butter on breadacross skies to planetsdimpling dots called starsare my period punctuation marksbeckon...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:08:00 GMT

Kids

KIDSThe kids all had their poemsunder their armsand in their heartscarried like a scar born badgeseeking, we were sought afterlike jewels for collectingto form the platinum bondthat will keep us toget...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:55:00 GMT

Panic...

Panic and Another Year OlderThe statements have all been retractedalarms activatedpeople storming over yellow tapetoppling over hazard horsesall rushing aroundwalking all on monkey handsIll call you ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:36:00 GMT

The Hole

The HoleLets fight the old waysand scream and crybeating our fiststogether and onwardsbeating our hearts againstpreconceived notionspre-congealed ideasacidic and fermentedand when we grow oldwell gr...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:51:00 GMT

The Wooly Mammoth

The Wooly MammothThe love is in the mountainscanteened please for my own distributiontruck driven down laced with chain fist tiresbeating down the mountain passcaving in against the guardrailbraving t...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:12:00 GMT

Test Subject Two

Test Subject 002 (Short story by Mark Hausmann)[again, this is my first draft, there might be loose ends and typos, but the storyline is intact! enjoy!]The huddled mass in the middle of the square roo...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jan 2010 15:59:00 GMT

news

I named my newest poetry collection: An Orchestra of One Instrument I'm guna be famous
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jan 2010 15:53:00 GMT