Help? Tell yer friends. |
I'm trying desperately to find my older half brother that was put up for adoption. Ladies need not apply.(He's a dude) Were you or someone you know born on November 15th 1982? Did you graduate from Ce...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:14:00 GMT |
Why he called me 'Soli' |
-The solitary bird aims it's beak to the sky.-The solitary bird flies to the highest point.-The solitary bird does not suffer for company; not even of it's own kind.-The solitary bird has no definite...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:43:00 GMT |
Mischief Kit: How to build Yer own |
A list of necessary contents:Bottle opener, corkscrew Box CutterGoogle EyesRubber CementTravel First Aid KitAce Bandage Electrical TapeCompact MirrorSmall Tool KitHandcuffsCamo face paintA credit card...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 09:14:00 GMT |
ATTN: Louisiana ASSHOLES |
To the MORONS that tried to tranq the mountain lion in the TREE and then shot and killed it anyway because it began attacking the OTHER MORONS trying to WATCH...I don't want to live in a world. I hope...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:20:00 GMT |
Lovely Lovely |
Cut here Release of all the feeling that is buried in the veins The worst that you feel is far from torn flesh Skin opens up But what is this? This time the razor didn't miss You'd curl your hand into...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:51:00 GMT |
Strong enough for a man... |
...pH balanced for a woman!I think I just discovered the easiest way to find out what sex feels like for a man.I just barbequed a steak with an onion-zuccini kabob and boiled corn on the cob on the si...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:26:00 GMT |
Check Yo Self + Venture Bros. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1d5miAwo1Y
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:09:00 GMT |
I’ve never been so embarrassed... |
...in my whole life. This coming from a girl who voluntarily wears fake mustaches in public.I was walking Puddin' Snack with Mollie this morning and suggested we go get pedicures.Mollie claimed lack o...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:36:00 GMT |
Siren Barely Audible |
The dance, a bid, a matineeIt's a faint, a brief affinityIt's a touch when it shouldn't beBut it's all rightAnd it's a step but you're too quick to fallNow a crash but it's just physicalNot a point, e...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:59:00 GMT |
Two girls One cup |
I opened an email today from my father. It was the the link to a porn site with the two girls one cup video. I question yer parenting skills, Daddio...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:33:00 GMT |
