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Frank

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About Me

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king...well maybe not a king, but a corporate crony. But it's all good...I live in the garden of Eden, otherwise known as Tucson, Arizona. God is good. No matter how bad things get, you always feel like you're on vacation! So if you like pina coladas, gettin' caught in the rain...if you're not into yoga, and if you have half a brain...come on out! I'd love to see you all. travel layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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About Myself
Name Frank Baden
Birthday 11/18/1976
Birthplace Indianapolis, Indiana
Eye Color Brown
Hair Color Brown
Height 6' 00"
Right or Left Handed Left
Your Weakness waking up naked in a barn after a full moon.
Your Fears inconsistent people, Carnies, Robert Goulet
Your Perfect Pizza Any, if I'm in Italy
Favorite Color(s) Red
Favorite Sport(s) Baseball
Favorite Team(s) St. Louis Cardinals, Indianapolis Colts
Favorite Actor/Actress Sean Connery/Catherine Zeta-Jones
Favorite Soda Coca-Cola
Favorite Drink Cool-Aid
Favorite Holiday Halloween
Your Dream Car Chevy S-10 ZR2
Thoughts First Waking Up Jesus, please allow me to be productive today
The Underwear You Are Wearing Cotton Boxers
Favorite Animal Alligators
Favorite Perfume/Cologne Drakkar Noir
Favorite Candy Zero Bar
Single or Group Dates Either/or
Have You Been In Love Yes
Do You Smoke No
Do You Drink Occasionally
Do You Swear Occasionally
Do You Like To Sing Love to
Do You Shower Daily Sure
Do You Want To Get Married Yes, but
Ever Been Fired No
Do You Get Along With Your Parents Mostly
Do You Like Thunderstorms Only in Tucson
Do You Play An Instrument Yes, Piano and Guitar
In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol How many days are in a month?
In The Past Month Have You Smoked peyote
In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs no, never, never
In The Past Month Number of Dates You've Gone On zero
In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped yes
In The Past Month Have You Gone To A Strip Club no, I'm not an Asian businessman
Number of Brothers & Sisters You Have Uno hermana...Leighann!
Your Most Missed Memory&..39;
Favorite Restaurant Mi Amigos
Number of Tattoos
Number of Piercings zero
Number of Things In My Past I Regret none
Number of Drugs I Have Taken zero
Have You Ever Cheated On Someone I can't believe you would ask me that
Ever Been Cheated On No
Favorite Food Tacos
Number of Children You Have How's your wife and my kid?
Number of Pets You Have One in the back yard
Ever Had A One Night Stand Yes...the name of my college barber shop quartet.
Ever Been Called A Tease What?
Your Best Physical Feature My Michael Douglas Ass
Favorite Gadget You Own My DVD player
Wildest Place You Have Ever Had Sex Get out my buisness...my buiznass.
Longest/Shortest Relationship 2 1/2 years
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ, George W. Bush, Conan O'Brien, Dennis Miller, Sting, Sean Connery, Bono, a nice, loyal girl I can trust, all these people that supposedly "look" like me, the person who can actually connect me with my dream job.