BEAZLEY

i heard a terrible story about a friend who went out on christmas eve once. This lad got hammered and, you know when you're hungover and, like, your thoughts and your mouth aren't connected properly? well, he was eating his christmas dinner and his nan were witterin on as your nan does, and he thought to himself, 'oh shut up nan, you cunt.' then he looked up and everyone was lookin at him and his dad went, 'i think you'd better just take your dinner upstairs and eat it in your bedroom.' from nme, made me laughcountdown to the event of the year: glastonbury, nd we will b goin (me, jon, michael, chris nd any1 else who wants 2 cum, btw jon said he was goin 2 pay 4 all the tickets)