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Matt

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About Me

Quando para mucho mi amore de felice corazon
Mundo paparazzi mi amore chicka ferdy parasol
Cuesto obrigado tanta mucho cake and eat it cara sole.
"Then, one fateful day, my destiny collided with a defective microwave oven...OF DOOM!"
One of the best movie scenes ever: Big brave balls, or litt'l mincy faggot balls?

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"Ah, L'Amour"

My Interests


"Some people wrestle with their personal demons ... I stabbed mine in the back of the head ... He was a bleeder ..." - Black Mage
Sleep, music, guitar, friends, cars, photography, art, stuff.
Also; webcomics: Cyanide & Happiness , 8-Bit Theater , xkcd , The Order of the Stick , The Perry Bible Fellowship , and Men In Hats .

I'd like to meet:



Music:

This & more:

Movies:

Val Kilmer as MOSES in the Ten Commandments stage musical! ...No, not really, but pretty much everything except that.

Television:

"TV better than human interaction."
I don't watch a whole lot of TV, but when I do, it's probably one of the following: Attack of the Show!, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Scrubs, Robot Chicken, Mythbusters, Invader Zim, occasionally CSI, LOST, South Park, mostly anything on the History Channel, National Geographic Channel, or Speed Channel.I'm also a Formula 1, WRC, ALMS, DTM, Aussie V8 SuperCars, Grand Am, Speed Challenge, and general sports car racing fan.

Heroes:

Brian Setzer, Jack White.

My Blog

Curse you, Best Buy!

You know, I don't drink a lot, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, but I am addicted to media. It is my vice. I went to Best Buy to pick up Juno, but of course while I was there I checked out the other n...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:21:00 PST

Happy Valentine’s Day II


Posted by Matt on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:06:00 PST

Index of danger

"Zero results for 'Snake Charming' and 'Haberdashery'."
Posted by Matt on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:08:00 PST

Youve seen it here, folks. A once in a lifetime occurrence. (this could only happen to me)

This kind of thing could only happen to me, you can't come up with this shit.  Okay, it's about 2:30am. I'm getting ready for bed, and remember that I should do some laundry. I go get my clothes,...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:53:00 PST

Albino Left-handed Lesbian Eskimo Midget

Now, I understand that some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tellyou a little bit about her. She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino. Shewent to college and she started the Lesbian midget Eskimo Alb...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:09:00 PST

I doubt anyone will find this as funny as I do...

Because it really happened, and I remember my dad telling me about it.
Posted by Matt on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 08:44:00 PST

A day in the life...

 "A Day in the Life" is highly regarded as one the best; if not the best, Beatles songs of all time. Now; if you know the song and have heard it all the way through (which if you haven't, then I ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:36:00 PST

I hate you.

I hate my car. Seriously. This stupid Cavalier is shittier than my old Toyota. I just replaced the battery on Sunday, but had suspicions that the alternator was going bad. I finally made an appointmen...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:16:00 PST

Why doesn't this work for me?

What am I doing wrong?...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 12 May 2007 05:18:00 PST

Is this too much to ask?

All I want is some hot water so I can take an effing shower, so I can not be so late to work that I won't even have time to do anything. That's it. That's all I want. A little hot water. Is that too m...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:50:00 PST