You know what I hate? People trying to express themselves in "artsy" ways, just to come off artsy. When I read peoples about me's and bulletins it makes me sick. One word explanations of how they feel. And they always have to write it in their fag artistic way. Such as:
Hope.
Joy.
Optimism.
Love.
Wow! Just like that I've all of a sudden become mysterious and artistic at the same time! Well I've got a two word response: F*** OFF. Nobody wants to hear your faggy self try to express yourself in a way that makes you "original", mysterious, and complex. If you're so artistic and complex try expressing yourself in a more complex way, WITH SENTENCES. After all its very complex having to put words together into sentences rather than just one huh? But some of these "artistic" people find loopholes in the system. They put together sentences that sound like you're so deep and know how to express yourself in a original cool way. Sentences like "Life is just shining lights of happiness in the gray abyss". How about you take the gay later off that sentence and say it like a man. These people are avoiding reality, reality is no one gives a damn about your poetry you woe-is-me prick. But instead these morons will keep doing it because their loser friends keep complimenting them "NiCe jOb!!@ I LoVe hOw ArTiSTiC YoU ARe LOL!!". When I experience something enjoyable I say things like "That was awesome!" and "How cool was that?" not "Joy". The latter is more artistic though because its only one word and uses no emphasis. Shame on me for emphasizing my emotions. I seriously feel bad for the retards that do this, its a pathetic attempt to gain some sort of recognition. Seriously though...stop it. Get real, and stop watching so much anime.
Next is people who type in caps for EVERYTHING. In general, people like football players and people with no web sense whatsoever do this. This is also a sign you're an attention whore and are used to being ignored. I used to do that when I was 12 when talking to people on the internet. I had to "make sure people could see what I was writing." Yeah well you people aren't 12, so stop that shit, its annoying. It just makes you look like a complete retard. That is all.
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He's a lucky man isn't he.
