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Garey

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About Me

OK heres the basics,
bish bash bosh, im Garey..
Famously brought up by Wolves
A brave explorer
Lion tamer
Bull Fighter
5 times world record holder for Ballroom Dancing
Renegade Astronaut
keeper of the piece
Reknowned Trainspotter
Part time Hippie
Excellent Surfer
Electrician
Very famous Wedding Singer
And a highly rewarded Vietnam War Veteran..
Well thats about it from me, heres what my closest and dearest buddies think:
He's a weirdo, always has been always will be.
Been a best mate since we were 11
and even then we had too many stupid conversations.
He makes me laugh with his dirty jokes
and his boyish charm :)
He has a gorgeous face, bless his little heart
and tbh he will always be my pea,
My fellow goon :) love you.
-Jodie
Hes the most considerate and amazingly nice guy ive ever met.
Hes got well nice eyes
He is like the boy version of me.
Hes not gay but we like to tell him he is
Oh and he has a fondness for numnums
-Elise
nothing about me, but its damn funny

My Interests

I have many enthralling, amazing interests that range from train spotting to taking photos of lamp posts and then putting them in order of date they were built. This I can assure you is not actually true..

I'm not going to lie to you, alcohol does take a small part in all the good stuff... well at least I think it does as some times find it hard to remember.

I'd like to meet:

waaaay to many to mention, its a wild world.

Music:

I'm pretty much addicted to Bruce Springsteen, so here we go

Movies:

Anything that will make me laugh, cry, shout, crap myself.. Favriout movie has to be I am Legend. its amazing.
Also Ace Ventura movies, this is one of the best clips of it ever

Television:

MIGHTY BOOSH!!!!!

Heroes:

My 3 best mates..

So, Jodie. She is kick ass. Been friends with her since we were 11 and will be for a long time. I do love her and I have brilliant, hilarious times with her. Feel like i can tell her anything, and I will always be there for her no matter what, for always. My fellow pea..

Elise. Always one of my best friends, shes just like my sister and i do love her. Shes awesome with a insane but brilliant mind, we look after each other and i will always be there for her. and yes, i am going to cook her a feast one of these days. oh yeah and i slightly remember the peacock incident.. just about lol..

My Man Stu!!! He is a legend, hilarious and we have been described by Jodie and Elise as being 'way to close'. we play weird games and god knows what happens when we are a bit 'off our everloving tits'. He comes up with the most random hilarious comments. hes a top banana!