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The Chef

life is just one big percentage game

About Me

About me? My names rob, but i am also known as robbo, chef, bono and bonuld. The last two i dont have a clue what what there about, but you know when you and your mates are pissed and say someting, then for some unknown reason some prat perks up and calls you a name that has nothing to do with the subject and its sticks. The chef came alive when england were playin in the world cup last year, i had been on the all-dayer, went round to lynchy's and put a t-towel on my shoulder and aload of randoms thought i was a chef (bunch of pricks),but the name has stuck. i live in coventry which is such a shit whole, to many pikeys.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

There are a lot of people in the world i would like to meet, at the top of the list has to be jonny bothered what a legend, anyone who knows his work will know how good he is. It goes without sayin Muhammad Ali he is the worlds greatest. The only other persons i would like to meet would be Ben Hogan, this guy may of well invented golf. I wouldn't mind meeting tony blair so i can tell hes a waker and he dont know how to start a war, its common sense use a atom bomb, im 19 and i can work that out.