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Shelli

Dont Judge me for being fat....and i wont judge you for being an Arsehole!!! img src=http://i176.pho

About Me

TAURUS- The Aggressive One MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. FreeWell What can i say im a BBW and im bubbly and fun and have a big heart and a big personality, I do have Bi Polar and OCD but im still me im up for a laugh, im big proud and quite gobby but im here if you need me, i have a sarcastic dark witty sometimes norty sence of humour so feel free to get in touch mwahhhhhh

My Interests


My Main Three interests are my family, my ferrets and MUSIC ...m/ ...m/. I also like films and reading sumtimes i disappear into a book for days lol...These are just a few people (and animals) that make it worth getting out of bed in the morning lol

I'd like to meet:



Basics:
Name: Michelle Prefer Shelli
Date of Birth: 1st May 1982
Birthplace: Hospital lol..... St Albans
Current Location: On My Bum
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: At the mo black... but gonna be green and black on may 10th woot woot
Height: Bout 5'4"
Heritage: My Whatage?????
Piercings: 11, 7 in the ears, A scaffold Bar, Eyebrow Bar, Nose Stud, Lip Ring
Tattoos: None YET!!
Favourite:
Band/Singer: God to many My Fav Modern Band is Disturbed
Song: Nothing Else Matters by Metallica
Movie: Rocky Horror Picture Show
Disney Movie: God Knows! (go ask him)
TV show: The Dukes of Hazzard
Color: GREEN!!!!!!!!!!
Food: Chinese ummmmmmmmm
Pizza topping: In my ideal world Marmite and tomato lol
Ice-Cream Flavor: Vanilla ummmmmm
Drink (alcoholic): JD and coke, or Cold can of Fosters
Soda: Coke all the way baby
Store: HMV Owns!!!!
Clothing Brand: Dont wear brands ewwwww
Shoe Brand: Same again if its comfy ill wear it!!!
Season: Winter Specially Rain
Month: December (obvious why PREZZIES)
Holiday/Festival: Duh CHRISTMAS!!
Flower: Black Rose
Make-Up Item: Eyeliner...
Board game: What? What does that matter i dont know!!
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy oh yeah
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla yummy yummy yum yum
Fruit or veggie: Fruit ummmmmm
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour (im sweet enough)
Love or money: Most people would say love but sod that MONEY!!!
Phone or in person: In Person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea milk 2 sugars please
Hot or cold: Cold brrrrrrrr
Your:
Goal for this year: Havent thought bout it!
Most missed memory: ummmm Forgot!
Best physical feature: hahahahahahahahahahahahah
First thought waking up: Why????????????????????
Hypothetical personality disorder: I have those i think hang on ill ask me!
Preferred type of plastic surgery: None!!!
Sesame street alter ego: ELMO!!!!!!
Fairytale alter ego: Evil Stepmum lol
Most stupid remark: Loody egg friend rice (dont ask)
Worst crime: Picking my nose its so wrong
Greatest ambition: To be Thin again
Greatest fear: Stairs (overweight asthmatic)
Darkest secret: Shame on you not telling!
Favorite subject: Biology *Wink Wink*
Strangest received gift: God Knows!
Worst habit: Moaning lol
Do You:
Smoke: No.......... Maybe (Sorry mum)
Drink: Sumtimes
Curse: Always
Shower daily: No im Allergic..... Yes who doesnt
Like thunderstorms: LOVE THEM!!!!!!
Dance in the rain: Have done sex is better lol
Sing: Badly
Play an instrument: Do farts count....... Piano badly
Get along with your parents: Mum Yes Dad...........whos that
Wish on stars: No
Believe in fate: No
Believe in love at first sight: I believe in lust at first sight
Can You:
Drive: Not Legally *GRINS*
Sew: Yep
Cook: Well i dont burn salad so id say yeah
Speak another language: Yeah Drunk
Dance: Id say more waddle
Sing: Ok Ive already answered this Badly
Touch your nose with your tongue: Yummy Nope
Whistle: Yep
Curl your tongue: Yep
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Always
Been Stoned/High: No thats norty hehe
Eaten Sushi: Let m think raw fish......ewwwwww no
Been in Love: Yeah
Skipped school: Always well years ago
Made prank calls: Oh Yeah
Sent someone a love letter: *Shame* yeah
Stolen something: NO (well sweets when i was a kid sorry again mum)
Cried yourself to sleep: Oh Yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Being 2 faced if you have something to say, say it
Are you right or left handed? Righty
What is your bedtime? When im Sleepy
Name three things you can't live without: Ventoline, Prozac, Quitiapine, lol
What is the color of your room? Cream
Do you have any siblings? Yeah 2 sisters
Do you have any pets? Oh yeah 6 ferrets, 3 puddy tats, and fishys
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? No No one deserves to die
What is you middle name? Louise
What are you nicknames? Yeah right !! nice try
Are you for or against gay marriage? For go for it
What are your thoughts ..ion? NEVER!!!
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yeah *Blushes*
Are you afraid of the dark? No
How do you want to die? Painlessly
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Dont know ill count next time
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Hell No
What is the last law you?ve broken? ?????
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Whateva
Eye color: Whateva
Height Not fussed
Weight Dont Care
Most important physical feature: Big Heart
Biggest turn-off BO
This is my own south park character i havent got a name yet so any ideas send on a stamped addressed envelope lol....... And i would like to meet people as crazy as me MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Music:

I have a really wide range in my music tastes, Ill start with the a Classic band i can say i really love.... The Who.....CLASSIC ROCK OWNS!!!!!!Modern Band that i really love... Disturbed.... As for the rest ill just list um lol.... Within Temptation, Lacuna coil, Nightwish, The Kinks, Lost Prophets, Atreyu, Dragonforce, Black Label Society, Bon Jovi, Fightstar, Goo Goo Dolls Incubus, Machine Head, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Puddle of Mudd, Pink Floyd, Roxette, Opeth, Van Halen, Velvet Revolver, Guns n Roses, Aerosmith, Billy Idol, Cradle of Filth, Def Leppard, Evanescence, Meatloaf, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Funeral for a friend, Green Day, Good Charlotte Avenged Sevenfold, AFI, Primal Fear, Queen,The Rasmus, Most rock and Metal Really...But i do like Amy winehouse, Lily Allen, Jamie cullum, and Enigma to chill out to ... And Cascada and Hardcore is the best for housework lol

Movies:

Ok im not going to write a lot here ill just put a list,The Rocky Horror Picture show, The nightmare b4 christmas, The corpse bride, Narnia, The Dukes of Hazzard the movie, Road Trip,Open Water, Stephen kings IT, Crash, Two Brothers,Scream 1-3, Waynes world 1-2, Without a paddle, So i married an axe murderer, The Terminal, Clerks, Cars, House on haunted hill, Ghost ship, Roadkill, Wrong turn, The Hole, Saw 1-3, Gothika, Slither, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Grudge, Donnie Darko, Severence, What Lies beneath, Hide and seek, Cry_wolf, Silent Hill, Dawn of the Dead, Dark water, Land of the Dead, Wolf Creek, 28 Days later, Shaun of the dead, Hard Candy, Identity, One Hour Photo, Darkness falls, The dark, Hostel, The Jacket, Darkness, When a Stranger Calls, The Village, Cold Creek manor, Creep, The Amityville Horror, Resident Evil 1-2, The Crow, Battle royal, Mission Impossible 1-3, Fast and the Furious 1-3, Van Helsing, Click, The 40 Yr old virgin, 10 things i hate about you, Night at the museum, Hoodwinked, Open Season, Over the Hedge, Labyrinth, ok i think thats enough lol...phew!!

Television:

I dont Watch much Tv but i do love with a passion The Dukes Of Hazzard... I Know but i cant help it i have all the Dvds and well Bo And Luke HELLO Ummmmmm LOL I also have a soft spot for 80's cartoons and kids programmes... Thundercats, Transformers, Dungeons and Dragons, Mysterious cities of gold, Bagpuss, Rainbow, and tons of others... I cant help it childrens programmes nowadays are poop.... lol... Other Programmes i watch include, Two Pints of Lager, Little Britain, Quantum Leap,Dr Who Torchwood, Anything with Peter Kay in and i love watching the old comedies on UK Gold and some of the soaps occationally.... lol

Books:

I will give most books ago if i like the sound of it but my favourites are horror and thriller books i love Mary higgins clarke and James herbert, my favourite james herbert is The Secret of Crickly Hall i couldnt put it down nobody saw me for days lol, I also have a passion for Autobiographys i Loved Billie Pipers and Sharon Osbournes and ive just finished reading Peter Kays it was so funny i couldnt read it at night because i was waking people up laughing, many a time i was nearly brought back to my childhood by waking up with a wet patch. lol I also read a lot of Magazines too..

Heroes:

My Real Heroes are my family and close friends the have really helped me through some bad patches with my health, they put up wiv me when im having a bad day and have fun with me when im having a good day, i love them all very much you know who you are. And for everyone that bullied me at school im doing ok ner ner. And for everyone else if you have made the effort to read this far down my profile YOU ROCK!!

My Blog

Peter Kay Logic (Funny as Fuck)

Some great questions, brought to you by Peter Kay:1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core o...
Posted by Shelli on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:55:00 PST

Peter Kays Wisdom (Funny as Fuck)

Peter Kay's Universal Truths:1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pu...
Posted by Shelli on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:51:00 PST

14 Things to do if you get bored shopping (Funny)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples trolleys while there not lookin.2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseworks to go off at 5min intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the...
Posted by Shelli on Sat, 26 May 2007 04:39:00 PST

Girls Night Out (Funny)

Girls Night Out - Why women should avoid a girls night out after they are married:The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I ...
Posted by Shelli on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:40:00 PST

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree

  Now this is fricken funny ... enjoy Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at...
Posted by Shelli on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:44:00 PST

Pissed Off

..> Ok im starting to get really fed up with people sending me messages saying im childish to be on myspace and to re post survey bulletins....Ok i have a few words to say.. there are loads of peopl...
Posted by Shelli on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:26:00 PST

My Name!!!!

I had to put this, i had a laugh filling it out i think its quite funny....lol xxx 1. YOUR REAL NAME:Shelli Meyrick2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)Shelizzle3. YOUR DETEC...
Posted by Shelli on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:45:00 PST

Birthday Thankies

Hi i just wanted to say thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday it ment so much to me... so thankies to you all... Thats bout it so love to you all mwahhhhhh..    ...
Posted by Shelli on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:40:00 PST

Number 1 When you were born?

No 1 when you were bornVisit this site to find out!http://www.everyhit.com/dates/what was your number one when you were born? Shelli aka Gothic_tart 01/05/1982 Paul McCartney with Stevie Wonder -...
Posted by Shelli on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:52:00 PST

Does your name fit you??

S: Lives life for fun H: Easy to fall in love with. E: Freakin Beautiful Eyes L: REALLY easy to fall in love with. L: REALLY Easy to fall in love with. I: Loves to laugh. A: GorgeousB: Loves peopleC: ...
Posted by Shelli on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:04:00 PST