The First Time I Almost Went to Jail |
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This story is about the first
time I almost went to jail or, more precisely, thought I was going to
jail. This story is about the first time
I realized my ability t...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:15:00 GMT |
My 67 Chevy Has a Mind of Its Own |
This is a story about one car trip. The end of the school term - when I packed up
all my belongings and crammed them into my car to go home for summer vacation. Just
me and my sky blue 67 Chevy Imp...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 15:17:00 GMT |
I Was a Cellist in the Marching Band |
Most of my friends in high school were in the orchestra, chorus and band. The trifecta of high school creative geekdom. Ahh, the band. The band eluded me. I was a cellist and that door would never...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:23:00 GMT |
The Pronoun Game |
I 'm an out lesbian. I'm out, but in a casual way. I can be political. I march, I write letters to legislators But socially, I don't confront people with my homosexuality - unless I'm in a room wh...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:50:00 GMT |
Betty White Thinks I'm A Slob |
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You should always look nice when you leave the house, you
never know who you might meet. I don't
know where I first heard that. My mother
never said that. Define
"n...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:51:00 GMT |
The Night I Am Cured of Co-Dependency |
This is a tale about a seminal moment in my life. The experience that finally cured me of being co-dependent. I am a recovered co-dependent. "Hello, my name is Sherry and I am co-dep...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:41:00 GMT |
I Audition for: Dont Forget the Lyrics ?! |
When I first moved to L.A. I auditioned for a lot of game shows. I remember my amazement when I discovered that anyone could audition for a game show. I was only working part-time and was ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 03:13:00 GMT |
Dont Tell Me About Your Lover: Friendship on a Need to Know Basis |
I am your best friend. I will be your confidant. I will be your sounding board, your advisor, your sympathetic ear. You can tell me anything. Well, almostanything. If we are to...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 23:18:00 GMT |
The Easiest Money I Ever Made |
It has been brought to my attention that in some conversations I have an annoying habit of starting sentences with the phrase, "When I did&" Such as, "When I did catering&," or "When I did lobby work...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:58:00 GMT |
What Will Heaven Sound Like? |
1. a golf ball dropping into the cup
2. snow crunching under foot
3. cats purring
4. baby giggles
5. the handle crank of a gumball machine
6. the whooshing pop when a vacuum sealed jar is opened
7. th...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:41:00 GMT |
