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About Me

Hey You Sexy Baby, A Sloth Here, How are you? I'm temporarily taking over Samski's and Frokeans myspace page for a couple of weeks due to personal reasons. Am looking to meet lovely sloth ladies in the cumbrian area for fun times and lots of sloth sex. If you're interested please don't hesitate to contact me, My standards are very low and even the most gangreenest of sloths will be considered. So if you're down with the low then get on board this Sloth train, destination; cloud nine baby! Send me a message and I'll be sure to get back at ya, after all I'm just 'hanging around' .... de dum! ha ha! You've got fun times ahead ladies! Im a mature 26 years of age and have survived several monsoons i'm educated in lessons of love and in my spare time i enjoy james stewart movies and listening to classic music of the 1950's. I have never had a serious relationship because meeting lady sloths have proven very difficult, as you'll know we're very slow as a species which is why im using the internet to speed things up. I can't drive and am not publicly educated but I am a home owner; a lovely tree in the new mexico rain forest. So come on down ladies and savour the delights of the rain forest, together we can get very very wet... ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Frokean would love to meet the man of his dreams... look at him move!
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More cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com!Samski would like to meet the lady with the lego hair off the claims direct advert who 'tripped on the receptions wet floor and hurt her knee'. Did they not give her enough money to pay a hairdresser? Or is she intentionally trying to look like the nightmerish love child of Betty Page and Jimmy Saville? These intriguing questions have perplexed mankind on a global scale since 06. ..

Music:

MUSIC IS YUMMY ..

Movies:

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Television:

Books:

This week Frokean has been mainly reading - Tattoo and Heat on the toilet, sometimes does Heat crossword, not as of recent cause "can't find any fucking biros that work". This week Samski B has been mostly reading University books. Bum. ..

Heroes:

My hero is my hamster Mr No Balls. You May Pet Him.

adopt your own virtual pet! ..

My Blog

A Sloths References and Sexy Shots

Hi Ladies (and maybe men if i'm in the mood) follow this link to see a website devoted to how much of an awesomo sloth i am and view all my crazy fans writing me letters of lovelorn and poetry. http:/...
Posted by A Sloth on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:53:00 PST

A Sloths References and Sexy Shots

THIS IS THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD! I THINK YOU SHOULD FOLLOW THIS LINK!

http://www.rathergood.com/first_drink/ FOR YOU JOHN, LOTS OF LOVE FROKEAN AND SAMSKI XXX 'THE FIRST OF THE DAY!' ...
Posted by A Sloth on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:41:00 PST

RATE TURDS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

CULTURE SMELLS GOOD. I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD FOLLOW THIS LINK http://www.ratemypoo.com/
Posted by A Sloth on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:22:00 PST

SIGN THE ANTI VEHICLE TRACKING PETITION AT DOWNING STREET BY FOLLOWING THE LINK

PLEASE DO THIS IF YOU EARN INDIVIDUALLY OR COLLECTIVELY (PARTNERSHIP) UNDER £25,000, THE INCREASED ROAD TAX WILL EFFECT YOU SERIOUSLY. AND PLEASE SIGN IT ANYWAY REGARDLESS OF INCOME AS THE PROPOSED TR...
Posted by A Sloth on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:53:00 PST

What Are You Quiz? ...

Nerd100 %Loner71 %Princess71 %Jock50 %What'>http://quiz.ws/quiz/whatareyou.4365.html">What Are YOU Created at Quiz.wshttp://quiz.ws">Quiz.ws>...
Posted by A Sloth on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:31:00 PST