BREAD MAN LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is proof of the crazy story I told many of you about from Pyramid Rock Festival. Bread Man... coming to an asylum near you!
MySpace is a poo website
Instead of talking about myself I'm going to talk about the person I would like to be... Shane Warne:
Warney is a proud Victorian who is not only the greatest cricketer in the last 200 years, but also the greatest bloke ever to grace the earth. Bill Lawry once described his poo as pure white and that it emitted no smell or taste whatsoever. Even if Chuck Norris was batting, Warney would still bowl him around his legs. All Australians should aim to be more like Shane Warne. Warney enjoys smokes, beer, drugs, peroxide, pies and multiple women. He occasionally likes a giant inflated penis and a hidden camera. When Warney disrespected Lords by dancing on the balcony with a cricket stump after we thrashed the poms, he probably became the greatest arrangement of atoms the universe has ever seen.
Be proud to be a victorian! We don't beat each other up on the beach, we don't drink urinated beer, our cricket team is number 1, and we don't play meat-head rugby league. Be like Warney and don't let the big V down
