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About Me

I am never one to follow the crowd; I get the crowd to follow me. I am an innovator. I am progressive but still fixed in my opinion. Intelligent, inquisitive and optimistic, I am constantly asking the questions that nobody else may think of or dare to ask. I want to know how things work, and I am an avid studier of human nature. I can be one of the nicest people you could meet. Easygoing, natural and genuinely kind, I tend attract friends effortlessly. If I do say so myself:) I am honest and loyal, original and inventive.On the dark side....Intractable and contrary, perverse and unpredictable, unemotional and detached. What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

How about I tell you who I don't want to meet... Seems much easier. 1. If you are in a band, and not all ready on my friends list... please piss off! Cause NO... I don't want to give you my opinion on your crappy song. 2. If you are under the age of 21 and especially if you are a girl. 3. If you are a girl and I don't already know you, period. 4. If you are here for ONLY "dating and serious relationships"... Unless you are already my friend. In which case... we need to have a talk! 5. If you wear flip flops and socks! In case you don't know, that is the most ridiculous thing that anyone could ever do! Even if you are some Mexican gang member and they are Nike or some stupid shit... YUCK. 6. Last but not least... if I have offended you.

My Blog

To my girl...

Lately my life has been, well, an emotional roll-a-costar. And each day it seems to be getting worse. Those of you who are trully close to me know a bit of what I’m talking about. But....
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 14:31:00 GMT

Donut God?

I've recently noticed "as if for the first time" that when people pray they always look "upward" -- i.e. perpendicular to whatever place they're standing -- or kneeling or groveling. I deduce tha...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:40:00 GMT

Make Assassinations...

Replace war with assassinations. This would be a good idea based on economic grounds... Let's abolish war utterly and replace it with assassinations. Think about the savings this would mean on our nat...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 22:12:00 GMT

IRAQ

I just figured out what to do in Iraq and their constitution. Let's send them ours, after all it is over 200 years old, written by some very smart people, and we don't really use it anymore anyway.......
Posted by on Thu, 21 Apr 2005 08:57:00 GMT

THE LEGEND OF CREATION

The story of the creation of Urantia (meaning earth) in six days was based on the tradition that Adam and Eve had spent just six days in their initial survey of the Garden. This circumstance...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Dec 2004 11:41:00 GMT

OLD NEWS NOW... BUT STILL FUNNY.

I AM NOT A RELIGIOUS PERSON, NOR AM I ANTI-RELIGIOUS. I AM NOT ANTI-BUSH, BUT MORE, ANTI-GOVERNMENT IN GENERAL. THIS IS MENT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY, SO PLEASE, TAKE THIS FOR WHAT IT IS... IRONIC. Th...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Nov 2004 08:52:00 GMT

R A WILSON'S THOUGHT ON NATIONAL DEBT AND HOW TO FIX IT.

Whatever the rest of the world needs, I think the U.S. needs more population, not less. I know this sounds kookie, but listen to me a minute -- please -- According to Peter McWilliams () the c...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Oct 2004 08:45:00 GMT

FUCKING...

HA.NOW THAT I HAVE YOU'RE ATTENTION, CHECK THIS OUT.IF "FUCKING" IS LEGAL.AND "SELLING" IS LEGAL.THEN, SHOULDN'T "SELLING FUCKING", BE LEGAL?NOT THAT I WOULD DO SUCH A THING, BUT ISN'T IT KIND OF IRON...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Oct 2004 08:48:00 GMT