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Sinjen-Smythe Montague The Third.

I am here for Dating

About Me

I collect moose heads which I like to hang in the drawing room of my stately manor in Wiltshire.

I spent a brief stint in the British Airforce during the 50's as a pilot but received an honorary discharge for being too handsome.

During the war I wooed ladies by offering them silk to make dresses during the rations.

My Interests

Wearing Brylcream, being suave, fox hunting, cigarello smoking, wearing brogues, pulling fine phillies at gala luncheons, having tea and scones on the front lawn, boating on the lake, brandy drinking, being dashing.

I'd like to meet:

Sizzling and corking young phillies to add to my list of conquests.

Music:

Something I can dance the Charlston to.

Movies:

Taking my steam powered automobile into town and watching the silent flicks on a Sunday afternoon whilst I feel up an young philly on the back row.

Television:

The BBC world broadcast.

Books:

Caddery made easy, The Noble Art Of Billiards, A Gentlemans Guide To Ciggarello smoking.

Heroes:

Biggles.