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About Me

My Interests

..Art, movies, music, animals, Football, Powder-puff football, volleyball, drinking until I puke, motorcross, Hockey, comic books, videogames, meeting new people, cracking myself up, sleeping on my laundry, fighting with my sister over nothing, being hyper and annoying, traveling, procrastinating, wasting money that I don't have, accruing debt, my messy room, Target, chocolate-chip cookies, vomiting sideways into bushes, hotel parties, the beach, sleeping, eating drive thru food at 1am, ninjas, decorating, gardening, picking stickies off my clothes after gardening, Florida hurricanes, my two dogs, laughing at my dogs because they are ugly, singing in the shower, singing in the car, not singing karaoke, having my car break down on major roads, my orlando clique, my sarasota clique, my WESSSSIDE clique, my new Boston clique, (I don't really have CLIQUES), my dysfunctional yet lovable family, being the "Alcoholic" of the family, hanging out with senior citizens, Skywriting gone awry:

I'd like to meet:

* A ride-or-die kinda friend.

* Someone who can top this birthday cake:

* The love of my life!

* Someone with 5 1/2 nipples and tusks and lobster claws.

Music:

Movies:

Melanie's Random Movie Quote:

"You look like I just asked you for the fuckin' square root of something."
-Buddy Israel, Smokin' Aces

Television:

I plan to get everyone hooked on Arrested Development.

Books:

.. Comic... books?

Heroes:

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.. Spiderman, Lance Armstrong, Jon Stewart, and my dad, rest in peace- I miss you so much.

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My Blog

A swashbuckling good time.

Pics from Nate's Pirate Party... B.Y.O. ARRRRRRRRR! (Bring yer own rum)...
Posted by Saved by the Mel on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:20:00 PST

Pics From Vegas

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Posted by Saved by the Mel on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:02:00 PST

Cat names...

(This one's for you, Sancha)In our hopes to someday own a cat, Kiana and I took a feeble attempt at naming our future pet- Hmm, "Future Pet", that sounds like a good one. Anyway, we had a break bet...
Posted by Saved by the Mel on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST

I filled in a Mad Libs once and this is how it came out:

I laugh every time I read it.The other day, I was at Buffalo, NY eating groin when out of nowhere came this bonkers guy. I could tell he had serious tadpole problems from the get-go. His nipple was ...
Posted by Saved by the Mel on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 07:28:00 PST

like "21 Questions". But there's 50 of them.

1. How tall are you barefoot?5'3"2. Have you ever smoked heroin?No thanks. I'm pro-life.3. Do you own a gun?The last gun I owned was a semi-automatic suction-cup dart gun I got as a get-well gift when...
Posted by Saved by the Mel on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:55:00 PST

This guy's obviously bad at Halo.

Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Saved by the Mel on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:07:00 PST

Rave-break-dance until my eyebrows fall off.

Guess who's going to the Ultra Music Festival???? Guess who is very excited???? Brian says we will be surrounded by tons of sweaty, Hispanic, gay men on ecstacy, but I think he's wrong. It's gonna ...
Posted by Saved by the Mel on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:57:00 PST

A wicked anecdote.

Kiana and I were in Harvard Square in Btown, shopping it up. Kiana tells me there's a place that makes good fudge, so we go on a mission to find some. We walk into a store she claims&...
Posted by Saved by the Mel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

... Comics and Colic: it's a winning team

If you were a superhero, what powers would you posess? Lightning speed? Ability to fly? How about super-regenerative gums? Kiana and I were talking, and we realized that if we WERE to become supe...
Posted by Saved by the Mel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

she walks slower than the speed of fossilization...

I volunteered to take my 87 year old neighbor to Arcadia today. Actually, I was a litte preoccupied during the conversation, so I think I inadvertently mistook her question for an invite to lunch at ...
Posted by Saved by the Mel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST