I dig pyramid schemes, and the pyramid scene of Ancient Egypt. My food must be spicy. I haven't bathed in weeks. I always look this tired, and this handsome. I am not interested in a management position. I just paid for my Subway sandwich with quarters. I am addicted to placebos. I can't find the invisible tape anywhere. I will laugh at an embarrassingly loud volume any time I see a dwarf killed/harmed in any film (the most recent example being Narnia, when homeboy gets shot with an arrow). I just got urine on my backpack. I am psychic but never mention it, as most people are paranoid enough already.
