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news from the file marked "DUH"

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

i am anti-pick up line.
automatic doors make me feel like a jedi.
girls clothes scare the shit out of me.
life is a huge joke.
i have my own branch of english.
i am optimistic because the people i hate are eventually going to die.
i intend to live forever, so far, so good.
i take pride in my lack of intelligence.
i hate bees, they're like little flying death monkeys.
im always late, so i dont wear a watch, because it just depresses me.
i am the one your parents warned you about.
i asked a girl to marry me once, and she dumped me the next day.
i love when people ask stupid questions.
the law and i don't get along.
on that note, my dads a cop.

My Blog

i sneak for you

Cause I've seen love dieWay too many timesWhen it deserved to be aliveI've seen you cryWay too many timesWhen you deserve to be alive    
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 19:43:00 GMT

someone's a softie

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 06:14:00 GMT

creativity sparks find an outlet

Sometimes it the bad times that are what you need. Sometimes you need to be sad. You need to cry. Sometimes you should think that everything in your life is horrible, and nothing is going to get bette...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:28:00 GMT

NEW !!!

ive been beging josh to do it, and he fianlly came through.  2 safety pins  1 bottle of ink 1 sleep over and my shoulder     design: devin larsen tattoo & photo: josh lou...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 00:25:00 GMT

i have become them

darling i know i have hurt you. embarressed you publicly and i can't admit it's you. but you can't either. face it. you. hate. me. and ill remember when you cried to me. and i hardly knew you. th...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 19:51:00 GMT

i dont use the L word

so.....first off i have all chick friends, which scares me a bit, but hey i need advice, and they're good at that   more importantly   i kissed this girl a while ago, purely accidental, ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 15:46:00 GMT