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About Me

I'm a thinker, a drinker, a fun-loving cynic, an optimistic realist, an occasional scribe, a competitive bastard, a relentless wit, a rational egoist, a part-time devil's advocate, an office vigilante, a keeper of secrets and promises, and a catalyst for good times.

Here's my defunct xanga blog.

Photos from June '05 to Oct '05
Photos from Oct '05 to Feb '06
Photos from Feb '06 to Oct '06
Photos from Oct '06 to Dec '06
Photos from Jan '07 to June '07
Photos from June '07 to Oct '07

NEW!

Halloween '08

Halloween '07

Halloween '06

Halloween '05

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut, Mick Foley, Robert Rodriguez, David Fincher, Kevin Smith, Charlie Kaufman, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Les Stroud, Kari Byron, Seth Rogen, Samuel Clemens, Philip K. Dick, Albert Einstein, Diogenes of Sinope, Rene Descartes.

Holy moly, I met Foley!
One down...

My Blog

Birthday Update

Hello all,It's been far too long since I've released an update.  Here's what's been up:End of June I was back in Indiana for a family wedding.  My work was being a jerk, and so I had to make...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:33:00 GMT

2006 Third Quarter Report

The management would like to apologize for the delay. With everything else this quarter running behind schedule, it only makes sense that this would follow suit.Hello, greetings, and good welcome. I'm...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:21:00 GMT

2006 Second Quarter Report

Hello again and thank you all for coming.  Help yourself to the refreshments and please hold all questions to the end.The second quarter of 2006 was, by our best estimations, a 6 of out 10. ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:59:00 GMT

2006 First Quarter Report

I. Intro II. Body A. Who B. What C. When D. Where E. Why III. Conclusion IV. Appendix I. Intro Welcome shareholders, stakeholders, and potential investors to the 2006 first quarter report. We...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 20:10:00 GMT

What Next?

If January is any sort of indicator, this year is going to be terrifyingly awesome. I've laughed, eaten, drank, worked and slept to excess every day since '05 died of old age.  When the clock st...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 23:56:00 GMT

Initial post

My actual blog can be found here.  My pictures can be found here and here. If you were at the D&A Hazel wedding, I have some sweet pics.  Even if you don't browse the rest, you gotta see...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 00:18:00 GMT