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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Doug
Birthday: July '85
Birthplace: Omaha
Current Location: Papillion. Nebraska boy all the way
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty tighty
Your Heritage: British, Danish, German...I'm white as fuck, dude
The Shoes You Wore Today: sandals
Your Weakness: Bullets, and chicks crying
Your Fears: Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Peperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I dunno, find a woman?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: This instant messager sucks!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need to pee and smoke
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair, long and flowin like Jesus
Your Bedtime: When I sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Too complex to get into here
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Micky D's
Single or Group Dates: Single and sick of it
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, iced tea sucks ass
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Black coffee
Do you Smoke: Yessir
Do you Swear: Fuckin' a right
Do you Sing: I can scream pretty brutally
Do you Shower Daily: A man of my size, yeah, I don't have much choice
Have you Been in Love: Moving right along....
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college
Do you want to get Married: I guess
Do you belive in yourself: HA! That's awesome! No, I really don't
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Again, awesome
Are you a Health Freak: Oh yeah. In fact, I only eat triple cheeseburgers if they have lettuce
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, pretty well
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hells yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Insert dirty joke here
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Si senor
In the past month have you been on Drugs: We are all on drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sadly, not in like 5 years
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I should Oreo's rule
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fuckin gross dude, I barely eat cooked fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does an acting class count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not had the opportunity
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's too cold to swim in a parka
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, officer
Ever been Drunk: Some would say too often
Ever been called a Tease: Not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, like when I was 7 or some shit
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Writer, as you can tell by my HILARIOUS survey
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Some freaky dyed color
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Any
Weight: A tad bigger
Best Clothing Style: Goth chicks are way hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not enough
Number of CDs I own: Over 200
Number of Piercings: None as of yet
Number of Tattoos: See above
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Countless
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Who will you Assassinate?
God (a all powerful random idiot who messes with people's lives)
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Finally an ADULT survey
Here it is.....
Introduce yourself::: I am Doug. Ruler of this realm
How long have you been out of high school::: 5 years I think
Do you remember high school::: Somewhat. There was a lot of pot involved
How do you think you were "labeled"::: Freak or stoner
Have you continued your education since then::: I'm in college
What do you want to be when you grow up::: Writer
Do you think you will ever grow up::: Probably not, which is why I don't want kids
Describe your attitude as a teenager::: Negative when sober
What activities did an average weekend consist of for you and your friends:: Weed and TV
Do you still communicate with high school friends on a daily basis::: A couple
Are you currently where you thought you'd be at this point in life::: Didn't think i'd live this long
What is your main goal for this year::: Whatever
What is your current occupation::: Student
Are you happy with it::: I need a job
What activities does your average week night consist of::: TV or homework
Would you rather keep busy or lay low::: Laying
Do you feel the need to always be social::: Nope, i'm fairly laid back
Do you drink to get drunk when you go out or do you JUST enjoy the taste::: A little of both
How important are looks to you::: Not very
Are you quick to judge others or give them the benefit of the doubt::: Benefit, unless they're white
What one thing can make you smile by just simply crossing your mind::: The Simpsons
What one word would you use to describe your family::: Normal and crazy
How do you imagine your own family in the future::: Non-existant
Are you a TV/computer junkie or do you enjoy a good book sometimes::: The tellie
How do you show your friends that you care::: I'm around
What do you generally tip your server::: Too much
What do you think about america's obesity problem::: I'm part of it
Paper or Plastic::: Papers, dude
Do you reuse, reduce, or recycle::: None of the above
How often do you clean your place::: HA!
Does chaos bother you or can you deal::: Fucks me all up
High energy or just high::: I wish I was either
What is your favorite thing about the internet::: Stuff
Does traveling interest you or could you care less about exploring::: I'd like to travel
Would you consider yourself responsible with finances::: Fuck no
Cats suck don't they::: Fuckin a man
Do you follow fads or refuse to conform::: No conform
How long does it take you to get ready to leave the house::: No time at all really
Comedy or Horror::: Both. Fuck you for tryng to make me make a decision
Are there things you've done that you wouldn't tell your kids::: I guess
Are you a secretive person or do you lay it all out there::: It's all out there
What do you think about this survey::: Hit and miss
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Bzoink - The Original Survey Site
45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: Guod
What did you do last night?: Slept
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: A picture of a pentagrm
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: I think
Last time you swam in a pool?: Years
What are you wearing?: None of your business, pervert
How many cars have you owned?: 4
Type of music you dislike most?: Country. It sucks
Are you registered to vote?: Yup
Do you have cable?: Digital
What kind of computer do you use?: Gateway. I think
Ever made a prank phone call?: Yup
You like anyone right now?: Wouldn't matter if I did
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: Fuck no
Furthest place you ever traveled?: England
What's your favorite comic strip?: Don't have one
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: I think
Shower, morning or night?: The night time is the right time
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: Crank
Favorite pizza toppings?: Pepperroni
Chips or popcorn?: Chips
What cell phone provider do you have?: Sprint probably
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: Smoked a lot of shit, but no, can't say as I have, though I may soon
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: Nope
Orange Juice or apple?: OJ
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: I can't remember
favorite chocolate bar?: Crunch
Who is your longest friend and how long?: Nuffer; 17 yrs
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: Never
Have you ever won a trophy?: Not a real one
Favorite arcade game?: Police Trainer
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: Nope
Sprite or 7-UP?: Nope
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: Yup
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: Smokes I think
Ever thrown up in public?: Not to my knowledge
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: Love I guess
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No, cuz it never works out longterm
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: Spongebob
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: No, but I do now
What message is on your voicemail machine?: Do the message! Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. After the beep
Where would you like to go right now?: Another reality
Whats the name of your pet?: Don't have one
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: See above
What do you think about most?: The Alan Parsons' Project?
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Bzoink - The Original Survey Site
You Are 44% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 55% Pure
You're not so innocent... in fact, you're quite unpure.
You have seen and experienced a lot. And you're no worse for the wear! The 100 Question Purity Test
What Doug Means
D is for Dazzling
O is for Overwhelming
U is for Unique
G is for Godlike
What Does Your Name Mean?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chicks, bands, cool folk in general, especialy more devoted Simpsons geeks like myself

My Blog

Random acts of randomness

So, obviously, we'll start with the medical shit I been having lately. They really didn't put me on meds, they just told me to take vitamins. So far, so good. I haven't shaken since I started, my musc...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 12:34:00 GMT

The diagnosis

So, I have gone through my medical tests and have seen a neurologist, and it turns out it's not a disease or other medical issue, which is good. The down side to this is that i'm being told it's some ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 11:34:00 GMT

The update

So, as some of you may know, I am having a bit of a medical issue as of late. FOr those of you who are unaware, let me break it down for ya. Friday while I was working, I began having back spasms. Aft...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 09:30:00 GMT

Personally, I find this whole process a bit obtuse, but if I must, then I shall

If you break down the phrase sex offender, it's actually kinda funny. Think about it: I am a sex offender; people are offended by my sex; if you saw me having sex, you'd be offended. Or maybe it could...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:22:00 GMT

I fart in your Beefaroni

I think springtime has finally hit, which has some good aspects. The ladies tend to show it off once the weather warms, baseball season is right around the corner, and spring football is always addict...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 10:19:00 GMT

What i've become; what's become of me?

There's more to me than what you see. Another group of people lie just beneath. It seems that each day the line becomes more blurred, and I can no longer determine who is in control of my mind. Everyo...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:02:00 GMT

Force-fed your own children

Tied down so you can't move. Scream all you want, no one gives a fuck. Little Timmy and little Suzy led into your room. Little Suzy is the loudest, so she goes last. Watching as her parents are force-...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 11:03:00 GMT

Forgetful Freddy

Valentine's day is near, and so many of you are spending your hard earned money on this fabricated holiday. I know if I had a chick, i'd be right there with the rest of the masses buying shit that wil...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:07:00 GMT

Coagulation

My mind is a graveyard, my thoughts just rotting corpses. A place where dreams go to die. I feel the flames burning me alive, yet the cold winds of judgement still blow with force. There is no taste t...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:08:00 GMT

Pause for effect, then ejaculate

So, some of you may know I was scheduled for surgery next month, but now i'm not so sure. I'm tryin to get some form of state assistance, since the hospital says it's an elective surgery. First off, f...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:15:00 GMT