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...about you, ah haaaaa...lets talk about you...you are interesting, brutally intelligent, well-mannered (apart from when you are awake), full of equal amounts of beans and shit and honest enough to tell a stranger they are too ugly to be in your company...if you are all these things i am intruiged and i am similar to you, if not bite my bum-hole...crude is me, but almost never rude...i've recently been shown a new shaving technique and its not that close but it does the job, its nice to watch it being executed...i dont like the name Bradley...i do like turquoise, which is also a name my son gives excavators that look like Scoop from Bob the Builder...i have a son, he is my joy, if i start writing about him i wont stop...i like to dress up and dress well...i wanna be a teacher, currently temping for a teaching agency, much fun...a girl told me about her mums favourite tree today, not type of tree but actual tree...i am the nicest and as i told the residents of 166a i am prone to extreme episodes of wonderment, especially when ive got the sniffles...my favourite word is bludgeon.