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Joy

The only lying I will do is in the bed with you

About Me

I'm kind of a bitch.

My Interests

You

I'd like to meet:

Someone random and spontaneous. Someone smart, clever, and funny. Someone who can recite the Greek letters.. backwards. Someone who can sing in Tagalog. Someone who can hold a conversation with me for 6 hours straight. Someone who can cook me bittermellon. Someone who will stand up for me. Someone who loves giving hugs. Someone who can hold my hand and go on a random roadtrip in Kansas. Someone who will listen to music with me.. no country music please. Someone who likes Derek Fisher. Someone who likes to kiss. Someone who plays volleyball. Someone who plays basketball. Someone who's not ashamed to cry.. in front of me. Someone who's not ashamed to say silly things. Someone who likes to dance. Someone open-minded.. who will go to gay clubs and strip clubs with me. Someone who I can drink Merlot in a car at a random parking lot. Someone who will dance with me at that same parking lot. Someone who will hold my hair up when I get too drunk. Someone who likes to cuddle while watching movies. Someone who likes kung fu movies. Someone who likes chick flicks. Someone who thinks scary movies are funny. Someone who can eat "cow-brain taco." Someone who's willing to get tattoos and piercings with me. Someone who's brutally honest but not rude. Someone who can talk about sex and not sound perverted. Someone who likes to watch Sports Center. Someone who finds Sports Center funny. Someone who my friends can get along with. Someone my family likes.. good luck with that one. Someone who thinks positively. Someone who thinks of the future. Someone with future goals. Someone who's not afraid to be emotional. Someone who can tell me their feelings. Someone who's not stubborn. Someone who will memorize my number. Someone confident but humble. Someone who thinks baseball is boring. Someone who thinks Peter Jennings is hot. Someone who will call me Joyluv. Someone who likes pink and green. Someone who can wear pink and look hot in it. Someone who don't play "mind games." Someone straightforward. Someone who's always on time. Someone who loves my flaws...theres a LOT of 'em. Someone who has flaws. Someone who follows through. Someone who doesn't front. Someone real. Someone who smiles for no reason. Someone who can make me smile for no reason. Hmm.. what else.. oh, someone who's NOT on myspace. Friends only. To be continued...

Music:

Kanye West, John Legend, Common, Talib, Mos Def, Slum Village, Little Brother, Pharell, anything produced by 9th Wonder, Jay-Z, Nas, Ludacris, Lil' Wayne, NeYo, D-Brock, Van Hunt, Dwele, Keyshia Cole, Beyonce, and many more.

Movies:

comedy- mostly with Martin Lawrence, Mike Epps, Dave Chapelle, Will Smith Bad Boys 1 and 2 are the shit. kung fu movies. some sissy movies. i'm a girl.. it's pretty much genetic. "the notebook" "memoirs of a geisha" and more...

Television:

Sex and the City- the BEST show period. , CSI, My Wife and Kids, Chapelle Show, Sports Center, The OC, Alias, Cheaters- I will never ever get sick of watching this show. lol. BET Uncut. haha. yeah right.

Books:

Anything by Michael Chrichton, Dan Brown's Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code; Memoirs of a Geisha

Heroes:

What is a Ho?

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1.Does anyone have a crush on you?Good question... i don't know.. but whoever it is needs to tell me.2. Last thing you ate?:rice, duh.3. Do you have A.D.D.??when i'm asleep 4. Who was the last person ...
Posted by Joy on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:41:00 PST

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A time comes in your life when you finally get it. When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fig...
Posted by Joy on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:48:00 PST

funnyy blog by Tigallo from the LB

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 ..>   In retrospect, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out was racist as shit yo....... Good Peoples,With everybody in 80's mania over the release of 'Transformers' (which I haven't ...
Posted by Joy on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:04:00 PST