Well, I guess I am a narcissistic, "know-it-all" that may have a slight case of OCD. I am also very opinionated and much better a person than you. To top it off I can make you believe that I am much better than you. This is all due to my awesome ability to manipulate and otherwise shape the course of mankind through common conversation.
I am also very attractive on every facet of perception. Some might say that none compare to me.
And you know what...
They are right.
Seriously though...
I am happily married with a wonderful child.
My wife is one of my best friends (and she's super hot) that I would not trade for the world. As you can tell by the first part of this section, I can be very difficult to get along with and even harder to live with, but she has stayed by my side through it all. So that says a lot for the type of person she is. I am very lucky to have the family that I do.