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Thomas Coogan

This goes out to the fans who was digging through my mail. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET IN MY PERSONAL BUSI

About Me

top 2 of 5 hottest dudes at beauty bar says spin magazine.i know the difference between there, their and they're.im number 3 in a lot of people's top 8s.im all about macking babes intranetally.DEEP THOUGHTS: A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."tightbros

My Interests

heroin, keyboard solos, beer, pre-marital hetero anal, not wearing pants whilst on the intranet, rocking it, jack daniels, talking to deaf people (they can read minds!), looking at my hands in the mirror, 12-passenger vans, beer, airports, water fountains, encyclopedia britanica, figuring out how 2+2=15, the letters u and i, yes i know that was way cute, togetherness, tenderness, post-coital political discussions, elevator aids.Disinterests: the evil vag, rocker dudes that like justin timberlake, tongueless kisses, brown people (cept you billy!), bicycles, garbage, lists, surveys, asians, iq tests, racism,yesterday's news; i live in the now, holmes.

I'd like to meet:

my birth mother. the band europe.People I'd Not Like to Meet: people that say "own" as in "Brand New owns!" or "Dudebro, you got owned!" I hate you. A lot.

Books:

britney has proven our generation still reads. vh1 says so.

Heroes:

people that dont take no for an answer, except rapists.and this dude:

My Blog

Pre-marital Hetero Anal.

Yes, whilst its popularity has waned in recent years, i've got a feeling (pun intended!) its going to make a boistrous return to the limelight in the very near future. Big baby jesus knows ive been do...
Posted by Thomas Coogan. on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:53:00 PST

totally...fur sure

dont people know the 80's were so 2001?
Posted by Thomas Coogan. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST