Roll Up! Roll Up!...Lord Above!They Transplanted A Hillbilly's Head Onto A Punk-Rocker's Body!Gather Forty Good People 'N' Catch A Tale So Far-Fetched It's Got A Good Chance Of Being True! Oh, Yeah!
A Tale Of Two Fat Drunks 'N' One Big Ol' Chord!
Hear The Strange Sounds Of Staggerin' Jonnie Lee And His Low & Lonesome Lap-Steel Guitar!
Marvel At The Sight Of The Grand Po-Bah Of Punk, Flyin' Brian As He Grunts, Groans, Guitars 'N' Keeps The Shakey Beat With His Two Left Feet!!
All Live All Of The Time!!
That's Right... No Studio Hoodoo-Voodoo!
These Boys Are Real, Amazing, Shocking 'N' Live!
That's Right, A Yarn About A Four-Fisted, Double Twisted Team Of Half-Pissed, Shake 'N' Twist Back-Door Troubadours!You Sir, You Look Like A Scholar Of Stripped To The Bone Rock 'N' Roll, You Look Like You Like A Shiver From You Feet Up To Your Liver?
Well, Step Right Up!
'N' How's 'Bout You There Miss? Don't Be Backwards In Comin' Forwards!
Come 'N' Hear The Sights 'N' Smells Of True Middle-Aged Teenage Ne'er-do-wells!
Folks Bring Your Kids! Hell, Bring Some-one Else's Kids!!
Just Ask Mr. Manson This Show's Fun, Fun, Fun For All The Family!!
It's True "You Gotta Tell 'Em, To Sell 'Em" 'N' Time's Rollin' On So, Good People, You Better Get Ready To Pay To Get In 'N' Then Pray To Get Out!!Let's Get Down To Business 'N' Get This Show On The Road...
Ladles 'N' Gentlespoons, Misters 'N' Sisters, Friends, Romans 'N' Countrymen... Cover Your Ears!I Give You The Two, The Only, The Ferriday Fireballs!!
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