THE GOOD:
I'm high in fiber, low-fat, loaded with vitamins A, B, C, and lactobacilli.
I eliminate cholesterol
I promote intestinal health
I alleviate arthritis pain
I cure ulcers
I prevent wrinkles
I prevent obesity
I am anti-cancer:
I curb the growth of colon cancer cells
I prevent stomach cancer
I prevent large intestine cancer
I remove nicotine from the surface of the lungs (I prevent lung cancer)
THE BAD:
I have sporadic bouts of megalomania.
MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT:
I prevented a SARS outbreak in my homeland.
