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About Me

Layout by:..Obsessed with: Music, particularly punk, botox, and your mom.Religion: ChristianHero of the month: Xerxes, because he is kind.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mom, Jesus of course, Little Richard, Courtney Love, Johnny Knoxville, and all the bands below.

My Blog

Global News BC - Randene Neill Accosted by Dog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDpEyuWVVQ4 I love when things go wrong on live television...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:23:00 GMT

More Words Of Wisdom for My Son. Pt 2

Son, you will learn at a very early age that the world is filled with douchebags who don't give a !!*& about you or whatever you are going through. They will use every opportunity they c...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:46:00 GMT

Top 10 Things That I Will Pass On To MY Son

1. Morhping Into A Teenage Douchebag is inevitable: Son, no matter how cute you are as child, no matter how much you love your mother, no matter how much you idolize me, you will at some point du...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:52:00 GMT

Things That I Learned This Year

1. Britney Spears has 5 chins. 2. Any chance that rap had to redeem itself was thrown out the window with the arrival of artful, meaningful songs such as "Hey BeBe." 3. How Gay-Gay. 4.....
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:49:00 GMT

Nobody Wants to See Us (Minors that is) Together

Being the musical snob that I am, I naturally turn my nose up to any type of modern-day R&B. For some reason, I don't have the "black" gene in me that responds well to spanish guitars, f...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 22:53:00 GMT