LUCKY

TOP 50 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE ME by Julius AKA Lucky. 1. I don't like to snuggle everytime we bang. 2. Sex isn't always love-making to me. Sometimes its just wild, sweaty monkey fucking. It's cool. 3. I go commando 4. I will go shopping with you 5 I will scratch your back (in and out of the shower) 6. I will hide around corners and try to scare you in the dark of the night. 7. I will let you be the man in the relationship. 8. I can't drive automatic (You shouldn't be able to either) 9. I give heart-felt (sometimes homemade)gifts. 10. I will love your tits no matter what size you have. 11. I always smell good. 12. I dance! 13. I know that 4 stroke isn't a dirty joke. 14. I'll lay naked in bed with you. 15. I don't ghost ride. 16. But I can get hyphy. 17. I give supreme oral. 18. I'm not opposed to having a hump-session anytime anywhere. 19. I don't want you to spoon me everynight 20. I can piss while I'm brushing my teeth. 21. I would sneak into your office and give you desk head or vice versa. 22. I would fax you my ass. 23. I will hold you when you need it. 24. I listen when you need to talk. 25 I will remember your birthday (and I'll make it so that you will always remember it *wink wink*) 26. I don't need fancy things to have a good time. 27. I don't care what we are doing as long as its with you. 28. You will always look hot as hell to me first thing in the morning. 29. I'll initiate sex. 30. I get free condoms. 31. I only need to see you 2-3 times a week. 32. I only need a 2-10 minute phone call everyday. (Make sure you're okay. I worry!) 33. I pee as fast as a hamster on crack (but into the toilet) 34. I can operate a fire extinguisher 35. I would see a chickflick than an epic movie 36. I treat you for ice cream or dinner too! 37. I love suprises. 38. Any present, big or small, will make me happy because I know that you were thinking about me. 39. I pay my own bills. 40. I won't go out all night without letting you know and let you freak out. 41. I'll call when I say I will. (or text in lieu of calling if I'm still occupied) 42. I won't text you while you are out with your friends. 43. Your wallet, car and house don't impress me. . 44. I don't hog blankets (well, sometimes. 45. Your laugh will make me smile years to come. 46. I will put post-its in random places for you to find when I'm not there. 47. I can pick up stuff with my toes! 48. You + Me + Dancing + Outdoors + Sun = Afternoon fun. 49. I think quarters are the best coin. and 20's are the best bill. 50. Last But Not Least I'm In

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