What's up! I'm a graduate from the University of Florida GO GATORS!!! I work in politics, I have a dog, I LOVE music and I have some of the best friends out there. Don't believe me? Just chill with us for a weekend...you won't forget it (Mike, you know what I'm talking about...KING) My "crew" always looks out for me and it's never a dull moment!
Some quotes I've enjoyed:
"Cake or death? ummm... cake please"
-Eddie Izzard
"She's magic, like the Toothfairy"
-Haileigh Wexler
"I can't wait to tell you bye"
-Me
"You could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt"
-Adam Lazarra
"Hot beer is better than no beer"
-some drunk guy at the Aerosmith concert
"Betrayal is an inside job"
-Max Lucado
"You win some, you lose some"
-Mike Winningham
"He didn't even touch the base!"
-Members of Air-O-Smith at a Team Hopeless game
"To give mullets a little bit of a break, there are only so many ways a guy can wear his hair"
-Jessica Carter
"For that fragment of an instant in which a revery implies eternity"
-Gregory Maguire
"Snitches get stitches"
-Talladega Nights
"Who chooses paper?"
-Stacy Lockhart
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots"
-Anonymous
"It's not lookin' good for you..."
-Jesse
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