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Schwenker on the Radio!

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About Me

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So, a little about me. HUGE HUGE dork. It's almost painful to realize what a nerd I am. I'm about 5'11, and I have a goatee and a mohawk. The goatee is old, and the mohawk is new, again. I can eat pizza like it's going out of style, and I have the figure to prove it. HOWEVER, I HAVE managed to drop about 80 pounds since January 1st. I listen to music for a living, and it's also my biggest hobby. You can usually catch me listening to some weird crap that no one will ever hear of, besides the bands parents. Im big into really large, loud speakers and my cats hate me for it. I'm a huge fan of the NY Mets, the NY Giants, the NY Rangers, and sometimes the Knicks. I enjoy Harry Potter books, and the movies, because one day Hermione will be REALLY hot.
Current Obsessions:
Music: Swedish jazz...Jonas Kullhammar, song is "Hellstone"
Sports: hating how old the mets look
Movies: wanna see hellboy 2, wanna see hellboy , wanna see hellboy 2
Books: Anything cult-ish, I guess. Horror books, bouts zombies and vampires. I've been something of a weird mood lately, apparently. Check out "World War Z" and "Fangland", cause they're the tits.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


The guy who makes regular music into elevator Muzak.
Seth MacFarlane.
Frodo.
Quality Checker Number 163 (that was the number that came in my last pack of boxers. Seriously, what if it's a big ole burly man? He was feeling up my undies!)
Kurt Cobain, but that one might be tough.
My long lost Uncle Herbert, who is very old, lives on his own, and wants me to take his entire 25 million dollar inheritance, because he thinks I'm a swell guy. Nice fantasy eh?

My Blog

So i had a caller last night who said "freakin" about 15 times.

so today, i think i'm going to use the word freaking every time i talk on air. and i'm letting you know NOW. in order to get on the air when you call up, u HAVE to use the word freaking in your sent...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:12:00 GMT

Seriously, the dude from that show "Sliders"?

first off, i loved that show.secondly, the dude's name is jerry o'connell.  the main guy, not the guy who went on to play the dwarf in lord of the rings.  excuse me, vertically challenged, h...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:41:00 GMT

Seriously, the dude from that show "Sliders"?

first off, i loved that show.secondly, the dude's name is jerry o'connell.  the main guy, not the guy who went on to play the dwarf in lord of the rings.  excuse me, vertically challenged, h...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:41:00 GMT

time to start running again

so, before i began working at 92.3 krock, i was a big time runner.  not distance wise, but i was getting pretty good.  i would run on average 5-6 times a week, and for at least 3-4 miles a p...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:07:00 GMT

Sad to see you go Heath

Very simply, the New Dark Knight Trailer: New Dark Knight Trailer
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:14:00 GMT

why is it that on public transit, people turn into s*&$s?

honestly.  it's not that tough to figure out we're all on a train together.  with nowhere to escape to.  today, the gentleman seated in front of me was on the phone.  normally, i h...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:06:00 GMT

so theres this thing goin down sunday nite.....

and its gonna be ridiculous.sunday nite, starting at 8pm.  kink of the night.  mountain creek, vernon new jersey.i dont wanna get into everything thats gonna be going on there, because i don...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:57:00 GMT

I wonder if shes trying to tell me something....

Christy, one of our new part timers on the weekend, just sent me this video in an email.i wonder what she's getting at?  cause i'll tell you what, i stopped being that needy YEARS ago.http://www....
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:49:00 GMT

Ian, are people really THAT bored in England?

Remember those rubber band guns in junior high?  you would load em up, one at a time, and giggle as you fired a shot at the back of your friends head.  and when he turned around, you'd peg h...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:06:00 GMT

the new macbook air laptop

i love gadgets.  freaking LOVE em.  thats why i was excited to see apple roll out a brand new shiny laptop...with all sortsa buttons on it.  the macbook air.perty!they also introduced a...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:48:00 GMT