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Tainted Lover

Daddy's little girl aint a girl no more.

About Me

Hello pirate hookers. I'm Sarah, I'm crazy in love with my boy Phil, movies, music and my mates. I work (I use this term advisedly) at the Hobgobln in Camden (thats the old Devonshire Arms to all you old fuckers). I said I would never do this Myspaz bit as some days it seems to be overflowing with stuff that has brought me nothing but negativity, but how the hell else is a girl meant to communicate with the ones she loves these days? I am here to keep my old mates, maybe make some new ones. I think all this 'it's all about me' stuff I see on here is a bit self indulgent so you wont find me wittering on in lots of blogs/bulletins telling you about the last time I got pissed or wiped my arse, but I do think its a good way to keep in contact, so if you know me or have met me then say hi and PLEASE write something of some interest instead of 'what member of S-Club 7 am I?' type shit. If you haven't lost interest yet(wait till I'm pissed and I tell you the same 'funny' story 23 times...) I am a film/TV student from London (Birkbeck University) currently learning scriptwriting and the lost art of keeping a secret. The pictures I have of myself on here(the only vaguely passable ones I possess so I am pretending) are not a proper representation of myself, I am not a rubber doll (godammit!), far too rough around the edges for all that but I am upfront and feisty and I would rather sit and have a proper drink/chat with you than ponce about pouting down the beauty parlour. I could probably bore your tits off with talk of film/music/books and the like but if you are anything like me you will have loved it. As mentioned I am in love with a beautiful boy named Phil who I cherish, for his sins, and his sinful body parts. He, who as well as DJing, used to bang drums and twang guitars in Katscan but is now off being musically clever and creative elsewhere. I love talking to like-minded folk who inspire me and remind me why I love the things that I love and am the way that I am. I hope one day to write an amazing script that elevates me to cool minor celebrity status, think Christopher Morris with tits. I'll have an amazing red and black scary castle with a pitch-size trampoline and a hammock big enough for all of my mates to play Bundle in and I will be able to afford someone to do my hair and make up for me in the mornings because I clearly lost control years ago. In the meantime, this is me...

My Interests

Interesting/alternative Film and TV, metal/rock/punk music and atmospheric gigs, scriptwriting, laughing hard, books worthy of becoming lost in, dancing and singing badly,drinking and the like...hanging out with people I love on sunny days and hazy nights, good tattoos, alternative clubbing/culture and lifestyle, zombies and horror imagery, posey photoshoots, old caves and waterfalls, spooky castles, woods and gorges, pre-Raphaelite art, fairy tales and mythology, making little demonic sculptures out of clay, rollercoasters and fairground rides, getting dressed up in fetish/beautiful/fucked up clothing, I'm attracted to red things-I don't talk to letter boxes or anything, it just always gets my attention.

I'd like to meet:

Chris Cornell...oh I'm sorry I thought you said 'eat',I would prefer this section said 'Who I would like to get pissed and talk shit with,', So here's mine: Alan Cummings Christopher Morris, Bjork, Sean Lock, Charlie Kaufman Donnie Darko, Grotbags, Charles Bukowski, Babes In Toyland, Paddy Considine, Simon Amstell, Mike Strutters, Sid and Nancy on a good day, Miranda Richardson, Joanna Lumley, Jennifer Saunders, Dennis Pennis, Shane Meadows, Joan Rivers, The Goth Detectives or if not, Noel Fielding or Russell Brand individually-I'm not fussy, Bruce Campbell, Carrie Fisher, Roseanne, John Waters,John Malcovich, Joan Rivers, David Lynch, Peg Bundy, The Golden Girls, Papa Lazarou, John Malkovich, Ruby Wax, Vic Reeves, Meryl Streep, Dylan Moran, Chuck Palhniuk, Dennis Hopper, Rob Zombie, Jo Brand, Gary Oldman, Sam Raimi, Darren Aronofsky, Asia Argento, Hubert Selby Jnr, Johnny Depp, Kurt Cobain (I know, but still...)Steve Buscemi, The League of Gentlemen (again), Bill Bailey (again), Simon Pegg (again) and Jessica Stevenson, Kevin Spacey, Dylan Moran, Traci Lords, Mark Heap and Kevin Eldon... have I said Mike Strutters?

Music:

Static-X, Alice In Chains, Life of Agony, Psychedelic Furs, Rob Zombie, American Head Charge, Tool, Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols, The Donna's, Soundgarden, L7, No Means No, Nirvana, Afghan Whigs, Babes In Toyland, Revolting Cocks, Mudhoney, Death In Vegas, Underworld, Bjork, Hole, Black Label Society, Monster Magnet, Alice Donut, Tricky, Radiohead, Muse, Massive Attack, Faith No More, Deftones, PWEI, QOTSA, Clint Mansell soundtracks, Audioslave, Portishead, Janes Addiction, Butthole Surfers, NIN, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Temple Pilots, Katscan, Sonic Youth, The Defiled, Godsmack, PJ Harvey, Mansun,Marilyn Manson, Prodigy, Daisy Chainsaw, The Smiths, Ministry,

Movies:

Requiem For a Dream, The Lost Boys, Dead Mans Shoes, Evil Dead 2, The Prestige, The Machinist,Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Anchorman, Perfume-Story of a Murderer, Mysterious Skin, The Fountain, The Shining, Mullholland Drive, The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, Shaun of the Dead, Plunket and Macleane, Being John Malcovich, National Lampoons Vacation, The Basketball Diaries, Punch Drunk Love,Young Frankenstein, The Third Man, House of 1000 Corpses, Vacancy, Kiss Kiss.Bang Bang, The Anniversary Party, Devils Rejects, Sid and Nancy, Dangerous Liasons, Withnail and I, Edward Scissorhands, The (new) Hills Have Eyes 1 & 2, A Room For Romeo Brass, Lost Highway, Wolf Creek, Breakdance 2, Go, Napoleon Dynamite, Thelma and Louise, Sideways, The Princess Bride, Stardust, Halloween, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Spaceballs, Cry Baby, Practical Magic, the Black Book, Serial Mom, Cruise of the Gods, Boogie Nights, The Sure Thing, Hammer Horror, Brick, Clue, My Summer of Love, Help!, After Hours, Battle Royale, Ring(most Tartan Extreme), The Jacket, Very Bad Things, Layer Cake, Reservoir Dogs, Maximum Overdrive, Trick or Treat, Dirty Pretty Things, Sleepy Hollow, Trading Places, Trainspotting, Shallow Grave, Life Less Ordinary, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Goonies, Breakfast Club-all that bad 80's stuff, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Coming To America, Dark Water, The Descent, Withnail and I, The Craft, Leon, Rosemary's Baby, Mallrats, Clerks, Midnight Cowboy, One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest, Rumblefish, Pi, Girl Interrupted, Life is Sweet, Kes, Little Voice, Lock Stock, Human Traffic, Color Purple, Bound, Splash,The Sweetest Thing,

Television:

League of Gentlemen, Lost, Mighty Boosh, Weeds, Funland, Dennis Pennis, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Spaced, Twin Peaks, Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, Creepshow, Ab Fab, Tales From the Crypt, The Day Today, Big Train, The Mary Whitehouse Experience, The Lost Room, Creepshow, Scrubs, Brasseye, QI, Black Books, The Golden Girls, Dirty Sexy Money, Alan Partridge, The Simple Life, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The Office, Extras, Nip/Tuck, Ugly Betty, The IT Crowd, Columbo, Carnivale, Smack The Pony, Married With Children, Wedding Belles, Desperate Housewives, Father Ted, Shameless, Let Them Eat Cake, Fast Show, Queer as Folk, Hart to Hart, Buzzcocks, My So-Called Life, Reeves and Mortimer, Nighty Night, Dead Like Me, Max and Paddy, Phoenix Nights, Seinfeld, Charlies Angels, Green Wing, Roseanne, The Young Ones, That 70's Show, Vic and Bob in Catterick, Sopranos, SATC, Friends

Books:

Chuck Palaniuk, specifically Fight Club and Haunted, Hubert Selby Jnr, specifically Requiem For a Dream and The Room, Jim Carroll, Bret Easton Ellis, pretentious books about film/tv/art,autobiographies, Ben Elton, James Ellroy, Irvine Welsh, Charles Bukowski, Fay Weldon, Roald Dahl, pretty books with pretty pictures, I am a sucker for asthetic pleasures. I Dont Want To Live This Life by Deborah Spungen, the League of Gentlemen books, the Boosh book, Charlie Kaufman and the American New Wave,

Heroes:

Mum (RIP),Christopher Morris, Bjork, Darren Aronofsky, Grotbags, Peg Bundy, Bruce Campbell, Sid and Nancy, Dennis Pennis, Emily Pankhurst, Joan Rivers, Rob Zombie, Miranda Richardson, David Lynch, Ruby Wax, Bill Hicks and Denis Leary (ooh, controversial...),Noel Fielding, Jim Rose, The League of Gentlemen, Paul Booth, French and Saunders, Pegg and Stephenson, Julia Davies...

My Blog

No time!

Hey! I still have a few weeks of uni work that I am buried under so I cant get too involved in ths Myspace thing just yet but give me a few weeks...
Posted by Tainted Lover on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST