The Adventures of Isabelle
Isabelle met an enormous bear,
Isabelle, Isabelle, didn't care;
The bear was hungry, the bear was ravenous,
The bear's big mouth was cruel and cavernous.
The bear said, Isabel, glad to meet you,
How do, Isabelle, now I'll eat you!
Isabelle, Isabelle, didn't worry.
Isabelle didn't scream or scurry.
She washed her hands and she straightened her hair up,
Then Isabelle quietly ate the bear up.
Once in a night as black as pitch
Isabelle met a wicked old witch.
the witch's face was cross and wrinkled,
The witch's gums with teeth were sprinkled.
Ho, ho, Isabelle! the old witch crowed,
I'll turn you into an ugly toad!
Isabelle, Isabelle, didn't worry,
Isabelle didn't scream or scurry,
She showed no rage and she showed no rancor,
But she turned the witch into milk and drank her.
Isabelle met a hideous giant,
Isabelle continued self reliant.
The giant was hairy, the giant was horrid,
He had one eye in the middle of his forhead.
Good morning, Isabelle, the giant said,
I’ll grind your bones to make my bread.
Isabelle, Isabelle, didn’t worry,
Isabelle didn’t scream or scurry.
She nibled the zwieback that she always fed off,
And when it was gone, she cut the giant’s head off.
Isabelle met a troublesome doctor,
He punched and he poked till he really shocked her.
The doctor’s talk was of coughs and chills
And the doctor’s satchel bulged with pills.
The doctor said unto Isabelle,
Swallow this, it will make you well.
Isabelle, Isabelle, didn’t worry,
Isabelle didn’t scream or scurry.
She took those pills from the pill concocter,
And Isabelle calmly cured the doctor.
Odgen Nash
he’s been trying with limited success
to get this girl let him get into her dress
but every time he thinks he’s getting close
she threatens death before he gets a chance
she’s been trying with limited success
to get him to turn out the lights and dance
cause like any girl all she really wants
is that fickle little bitch romance
that fickle little bitch romance
and that is why a girl is called a tease
and that is why a guy is called a sleaze
and that’s why god made escort agencies
one life to live and mace and GHB
and that’s the way it is in Minnesota
that’s the way it is in Oklahoma homa
that’s the way since the animals and Noah
first climbed onto shores of California
must not be too kind
stop thinking love is blind
clench your fists, yeah write
"she's just not my type"
why all these conflicting specifications
maybe to prevent overpopulation
all I know is that all around the nation
the girls are cryin’ the boys are masturbating
the girls are cryin’ the boys are masturbating
I have had a dream -
Past the wit of man to say what dream it was
Man is but an ass if he go about to expound this dream
Methought I was -
There is no man can tell what
Methought I was, methought I had -
But man is a patched fool
If he will offer to say what methought I had
The eye of man hath not heard
The ear of man hath not seen;
Man's hand is not able to taste,
His tongue to conceive,
Nor the heart to report,
What my dream was.
Heroes
..Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
..Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Jesus :)
This boy
He's well good. & lovely. & gorgeous. & always there for me :)