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Issy Love

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About Me

"Talking to you is like running a marathon and constantly trpping over"
Some Fun Facts About Isabelle Haythorne By Alex.
1. Isabelle Haythorne is still an oddish.
2. While trying to set up her video player to record "Cash in the Attic," Isabelle Haythorne accidentally started a paradox cycle which slowly devours time and space, eventually causing the end of everything.
3. Isabelle Haythorne goes to Black Sheep quite a lot.
4. In order to try and stop the paradox cycle she'd began, Isabelle Haythorne plugged her video player into her DVD player and when travelling at 88mph this allowed her to travel back in time.
5. Isabelle Haythorne likes pandas maybe a bit too much...
6. Isabelle Haythorne's voyage through time was very dangerous as any wrong moves could be disastrous. By destroying the video player before her family could buy one. Although this averted the end of the universe in the future, it meant the video player in the present didn't exist and she couldn't therefore not use it to get back to her own time period.
7. Isabelle Haythorne is now stuck in time.
The Issy Game by Ian
You’ve seen her at sheep.. You’ve seen her at college and now you get to play her on Playstation 3 that’s right you now get the chance to be Issy. Go to the sheep and get her drunk, dance all over the place and harass the DJ to play kittie. Make new friends or go home, have a bath while on the phone and put your hands in a pot of PVA glue….. Its fun times with Issy the game.
Take her to college and try to pass her art course or build up your points so Issy can join a band. With each gig you will earn more and more points and could even play the sheep??? But make sure you avoid those ex boyfriends or your points will go down and Issy will be sad :(
So run to your nearest game shop now and just ask for Issy the game.
*said really fast* Playing could course irreversible damage to kidneys and liver, some assemble required, batteries not included, playing Issy for too long will get her really pissed off , do not play when its her time of the month, Rated 18
I have a small business making and selling dread falls.
An example of some dreads I have made:
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I use 100% synthetic hair and can make them in up to any four colours including UV. Using more than four colours will increase the price.
I charge £30 for a pair of long falls which will use up to four colours and £25 for short falls which will use up to three colours.
Please let me know if you're interested in putting in an order :) From the time you order them I can usually have them done in three to four days.
my best friend's solo project :) add it.

My Interests

The Adventures of Isabelle

Isabelle met an enormous bear,
Isabelle, Isabelle, didn't care;
The bear was hungry, the bear was ravenous,
The bear's big mouth was cruel and cavernous.
The bear said, Isabel, glad to meet you,
How do, Isabelle, now I'll eat you!
Isabelle, Isabelle, didn't worry.
Isabelle didn't scream or scurry.
She washed her hands and she straightened her hair up,
Then Isabelle quietly ate the bear up.

Once in a night as black as pitch
Isabelle met a wicked old witch.
the witch's face was cross and wrinkled,
The witch's gums with teeth were sprinkled.
Ho, ho, Isabelle! the old witch crowed,
I'll turn you into an ugly toad!
Isabelle, Isabelle, didn't worry,
Isabelle didn't scream or scurry,
She showed no rage and she showed no rancor,
But she turned the witch into milk and drank her.

Isabelle met a hideous giant,
Isabelle continued self reliant.
The giant was hairy, the giant was horrid,
He had one eye in the middle of his forhead.
Good morning, Isabelle, the giant said,
I’ll grind your bones to make my bread.
Isabelle, Isabelle, didn’t worry,
Isabelle didn’t scream or scurry.
She nibled the zwieback that she always fed off,
And when it was gone, she cut the giant’s head off.

Isabelle met a troublesome doctor,
He punched and he poked till he really shocked her.
The doctor’s talk was of coughs and chills
And the doctor’s satchel bulged with pills.
The doctor said unto Isabelle,
Swallow this, it will make you well.
Isabelle, Isabelle, didn’t worry,
Isabelle didn’t scream or scurry.
She took those pills from the pill concocter,
And Isabelle calmly cured the doctor.

Odgen Nash

I'd like to meet:



Music:

he’s been trying with limited success
to get this girl let him get into her dress
but every time he thinks he’s getting close
she threatens death before he gets a chance

she’s been trying with limited success
to get him to turn out the lights and dance
cause like any girl all she really wants
is that fickle little bitch romance
that fickle little bitch romance

and that is why a girl is called a tease
and that is why a guy is called a sleaze
and that’s why god made escort agencies
one life to live and mace and GHB

and that’s the way it is in Minnesota
that’s the way it is in Oklahoma homa
that’s the way since the animals and Noah
first climbed onto shores of California

must not be too kind
stop thinking love is blind
clench your fists, yeah write
"she's just not my type"

why all these conflicting specifications
maybe to prevent overpopulation
all I know is that all around the nation
the girls are cryin’ the boys are masturbating
the girls are cryin’ the boys are masturbating

Movies:

I have had a dream -
Past the wit of man to say what dream it was

Man is but an ass if he go about to expound this dream Methought I was -
There is no man can tell what
Methought I was, methought I had -
But man is a patched fool
If he will offer to say what methought I had
The eye of man hath not heard
The ear of man hath not seen;
Man's hand is not able to taste,
His tongue to conceive,
Nor the heart to report,
What my dream was.

Television:

Heroes

Books:

..Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
..Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Heroes:

Jesus :)

This boy

He's well good. & lovely. & gorgeous. & always there for me :)

My Blog

For anyone who’s wondering why I’m upset

It's entirely my own fault and not Kevin's at all. He's the lovliest person he really is and if I said anything bad about him it's because i was initially very very upset and we all say thin...
Posted by Issy Love on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:30:00 PST

ONE MINUTE LEFT OF BIRTHDAY

What with the weather / terrorism / postal strike I didn't think it would be all that great BUT I had a bloody AWESOME day!!!!!!!! Black Sheep metal night 12 am --> 2:30 am Sleep 3am --> 7:30am Film &...
Posted by Issy Love on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:59:00 PST

story

So yeah, I wrote this story for my English lit/lang course. It would be nice if you could take the time to read it. Any constructive criticism/mindless flattery would be appreciated.     Th...
Posted by Issy Love on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 12:01:00 PST