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Dirty Bird

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About Me

I am taller than Spud Webb, funnier than Kevin Kostner, louder than Martel Pace, and more athletic than Jay Z. I laugh all day long because I have the dumbest friends this side of the cherry tree on East Third Street. I do enjoy whipping the young bucks at anything, yeah, that's pretty much my favorite thing ever. I have the greatest girlfriend in the history. She causes the old legs to become soup and my lips to weigh 9 pounds. If you spend any amount of time with me you will soon realize that I wish to accomadate a fainting goat, tackle a moose in Canada, and kiss Bill Cartwright on the mouth. You can find me at any local grocery store selling myself into slavery and you may also find me in the pastures wondering if I am eligable(see Seth's comment wall for definition). In conclusion, I know myself enough to know yourself knowing myself becoming one with yourself and enjoying myself. Thank you and good day.

My Interests

Exclaiming people as Knights of the Republic and just watching children fallYour results:
You are Batman Batman 80% Hulk 75% Superman 65% Robin 65% The Flash 65% Spider-Man 60% Green Lantern 60% Iron Man 50% Supergirl 45% Wonder Woman 45% Catwoman 40% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

Wanda Milkelby, Dancy Chapel, Mr. Rogers, O.B. Porterfield, Sea Bass, Gus the mule, Team Fire Hydrant, Killer, Han Solo, the man that works at the shoe dept, Captain Caveman, and certainly last but not least Haphazard Timmy.

Music:

BOOCHIE SHEPHERD! Viola!

Movies:

Birds in Sapplesauce, G-14 Classified, Nancy Undertoe the day the chair Smiled, and Flex

Television:


Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?

Heroes:

Lloyd Crismus, Ron Burgandy, Captain Jack Sparrow, The Duck, Willie Nelson, The hypnotic sissies, gallagher, and Fancy Pants McGee

My Blog

Trucks. The lifeline to America or the thorn in my flesh?

This afternoon I start my drive to Decatur Alabama as I have done at least 1400 times since I moved to Rome.  The fastest way I have found to drive is thru Fort Payne alabama, home of the great b...
Posted by Dirty Bird on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:01:00 PST

Technology!!!

This world and everything in it will pass away.  I know this, it is what I have been taught my whole life.  But I can't seem to understand why company's and technology is more messed up that...
Posted by Dirty Bird on Tue, 23 May 2006 02:01:00 PST

Specific Days You Remember.

The memory has an awesome way of taking your mind back in time to events that had an impact on your life.  We all have memories and we all have days that we treasure more than any others.  W...
Posted by Dirty Bird on Wed, 17 May 2006 11:01:00 PST

Questions for Hire?

How is nerf made? Why do people feel the need to drive as fast as they possibly can everywhere they go? Why is this country so ridiculously out of whack? Why do girls feel the need to squat everytime ...
Posted by Dirty Bird on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:41:00 PST

The verdict!

As the verdict came in and resulted in life in prison for convicted terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui, who had a part in the 9/11 attacks, I found myself shouting at the T.V., as I do in most situations wh...
Posted by Dirty Bird on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:52:00 PST

Somebody is taller than me!!!

There are many phrases that I wish I could be a part of and sound cool when I speak them, but the fact of the matter is there are some things that just make me sound like a moron, when others can say ...
Posted by Dirty Bird on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:22:00 PST

A prayer needed!!!

I don't  know if any of you are aware of the situation with Lee Ann Durden.  She is the wife of Trey, the former Dalraida youth minister, and he is the minister at a church in Opelika. ...
Posted by Dirty Bird on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:23:00 PST

I love a good fight!!!

I have for the past two years been watching the ultimate fighting championship religiously and I can't get enough of it.  I watch the reality show, the pride fighting, and the pay-per-v...
Posted by Dirty Bird on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 07:58:00 PST

March Insanity!!!

I am probably the happiest dude in the universe.  I'm much like the young school boy on the last day of school anticipating the fun and excitement of summer time.  My good and handsome frien...
Posted by Dirty Bird on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:34:00 PST

Winter Olympic Cries!!!

Now that the Winter Olympics are over and as the USA looks over their medals, which mostly consist of snowboarding and America invented those events because they are pretty much the only ones that sno...
Posted by Dirty Bird on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:49:00 PST